I was a good boy. I got home at a decent hour last night. I went to bed early enough. I didn’t eat or drink anything right before bedtime. By all rights, I should be rested and ready for my day today.

But then you have to factor in the

• insomnia that kept me awake well past midnight…
• phone going off at 2:30am to alert me to a downed webserver…
• getting back to bed at 4:30am right after (finally) fixing said webserver…
• full-blown allergy attack as I was getting to bed…
• and the alarm going off a full hour before my body was really expecting it.

Put all of that together, and you have a Me who has slept very, very little. I’m teetering and wobbling through my workday, and let me tell you how fun that is! Whee!