Month: April 2004

  • A bit of Easter humor.

    Hey, it beats religious humor any day… thanks to Leslie for posting this little gem:

    “dye job”

  • Useless, just like advertised!

    My results from the self-proclaimed “most useless quiz ever”:

    No, I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean either. Pretty damned useless, huh?

    (ps – I did this because she did it first.)

  • Lots of packets, no LGMs.

    Among the features I haven’t yet restored to this website is the SETI@Home status indicator. On a whim I decided to check up on my progress…

    Results Received: 5247
    Total CPU Time: 6.910 years
    SETI@home user for: 4.869 years

    Your rank: (based on current workunits received)
    Your rank out of 4952071 total users is: 43476th place.
    The number of users who have this rank: 7
    You have completed more work units than 99.122% of our users.

    Whoah. I’m in the 99th percentile, baby.

    So, who else out there is doing SETI@Home still, and how many results have you cranked out? While we’re at it… who’s interested in joining a new group? (The Torps have sort of had their day… most of us still in it are just there on account of inertia. And it’s not like Zaph is putting out another version of Cthugha any time soon. Le sigh.)

    (Even if I am #2 out of almost 40 Torps members in total results processed, and am within a couple hundred of taking the lead. Ahem.)

    Yep. Just another indicator of my sheer unsufferable geekiness. Y’all can deal, I’m sure.

  • Maybe this IS the other shoe dropping.

    Six o’clock came way, way too early this morning, but I did make it to work in time for the department heads’ meeting (our first since January). I got out of that in time for what amounted to a long brunch date with Lil’. But that’s not all! See, turns out she and my partner-in-brainwave had been cooking up a nefarious plot. And by “nefarious” I mean “really, really cute and sweet.”

    The backstory on this is that I’m under strict orders to attend the masquerade ball taking place at Sakura-Con this year. My problem is that my wardrobe… needs help, for lack of a better way of putting it. The ladies conspired to give me a bit of help with that, and so I was absconded with to the mall for a quick bit of dress-shirt buying. I now have two new shirts, one in a nice dark-ish green and the other in what Lil’ insists is a “jewel” blue. (Hey, it’s a nice shirt; I don’t really care what color she calls it.)

    Yay!

    Work failed to be overly annoying, and afterward I swung by the apartment to hang out with the kids. Sadly, they were so overjoyed at the computer game I brought that I hardly got a word out of them most of the time I was there. The trip to the store for dinner fixings made up for that, thankfully.

    And now I’m home, feeling like today was most definitely one of the better days. What a nice change of pace, eh?

  • Hellboy

    I’ll keep this fairly short and sweet: Dalemar, The Ratboy and I saw Hellboy on Saturday. The movie clearly made such a strong impression on me that I felt compelled to pen a review post haste

    …right. (What’s a cubit?)

    So, Hellboy, pros and cons. In the “pro” column we have a moderately amusing lead character, a pretty good nasty evil henchman, some not-too-shabby effects, and decent turns by Ron Perlman (the titular ‘Boy), John Hurt (the father-figure), and Karel Roden (Rasputin, of all people).

    And hey, that’s a Karel you see there. Woo hoo! Before you ask, no, his name has nothing to do with what I thought of his performance. For what it’s worth, though, he shows up as Struker in Bulletproof Monk as well. Make of that factoid what you will.

    In the “con” column, the movie didn’t really make much of an impression on me. A few laughs, a couple of “ooo, neat” moments, but ten minutes after I left the theater I had already put it completely out of my mind. It’s a popcorn movie, nothing more… and dammit, I’ve come to expect just a bit more from a good “adaptation” movie.

    Oh, and the “boyish-faced sidekick” guy annoyed me from start to finish. Man, what a pathetic lump of useless flesh he was.

    Overall? It’s not an actively bad movie. It’s also instantly forgettable. Since it lacks a big-screen-must-see effects sequence, I recommend waiting for rental. Or hell to freeze over, if you prefer.

    Sony Pictures – Hellboy

  • For the record: Why I don’t talk on the phone much

    “Why don’t you ever call me?” It’s a question I hear from just about all of my friends at one point or another. My usual answer consists of, “I don’t really like talking on the phone.”

    Tonight I was given cause to really put a better description to it. See, here’s the problem: While my hearing is rather sensitive in the upper registers (sometimes annoyingly so, as when a CRT is out of tune) it’s rather weak in the middle ranges… right where human voices tend to be. This makes it difficult to follow a conversation in a place with more than a minimum of ambient noise, for instance. It also means that listening to someone on the phone is an exercise in frustration. The available bandwidth on a telephone is fairly narrow, generally meant solely for the middle ranges where human speech is best transferred. Add to that the generally poor state of audio reproductive equipment (okay, that’s a fancy way of saying “the speakers in the phones”) and I tend to be at a loss during most conversations carried out by phone.

    What I tend to forget is that most normal people actually like talking with other people, and when it’s not possible to do so in person then the phone is the best alternative. This point has been made rather directly tonight, and I need to adjust my habits accordingly.

    Yay, gotta love a challenge. It’s for the best, really, but still… it’s not going to be easy. I hate asking people to repeat what they just said as if I wasn’t paying attention. I weary of concentrating so fiercely on just being able to make out the words that I can’t really comprehend the meaning until I’ve had a chance to replay the words in my head.

    But if I’m going to be a better friend, especially to those people I don’t get to see very often, I need to get the hell over this. My true friends won’t mind if I have to ask them to repeat themselves every so often. Nobody else really matters… not enough for me to call them on the phone, anyway. (Heh.)

    And, yes, this is why I’m almost useless as a conversationalist at parties or loud restaurants. I spend a lot of time just smiling and nodding, because I lack the nerve to ask “huh?” every couple of minutes. Le sigh, le double sigh.

    Mind you, this probably explains why I learn so well from contextual clues. I’ve probably spent my whole life piecing together incomplete statements and turning them into information. Food for thought, that…