Perhaps this is only amusing to geeks like me, but I’m going to share with my reading public anyway. This one’s from the folks behind Gaim, for all those folks who get hung up on the idea of a magic “version 1.0” release for the various software we rely on day in and day out…
Month: March 2004
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Gifts From Afar
So today hasn’t exactly been the best day ever, but there is one bright spot: I got prezzies!
I arrived at my office to find a plastic replica RAF compass on my desk, courtesy of our Production Director. (It’s actually rather nifty… I amused myself a few minutes ago by checking out the magnetic fields in my office.)
Even better, a box from Seattle was delivered today. Inside I found towels and soap, all in a rubber duck motif, as well as some flavored Hershey’s Kisses! Awww… I think she likes me, what do you think?
So maybe today’s not so crappy after all.
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Eighteen Hours In A Nutshell
I was tired by nine o’clock last night. Very tired. I almost went to bed… but then it hit me: I needed to listen to music. These cravings come to me less often now than in years past, but they’re no less powerful when they do. So, on went the headphones.
(I’m guessing that my mind needed settling after spending a couple of hours visiting the rugrats. Yeah, this separation thing is hitting me a lot harder than I thought it would. Ugh.)
I finally rolled into bed around midnight-thirty and conked out.
My phone woke me up sometime shortly after two in the morning. There was a major network problem that required my presence at the office. So, dressed and out the door I went, can of root beer in hand to give me a sugar boost. Turns out the central 39-port ethernet switch that runs the office network had gone on the fritz. Power-cycling it did the trick, and I was back home and in bed by four AM. It took me a bit longer to get back to sleep, of course.
The alarm went off at seven-thirty like normal… and I finally got up to turn off the alarm when, a few minutes later, it chimed again. Nope, I certainly wasn’t getting up right then.
My phone woke me up, yet again, at nine-thirty. Turns out the Welchia.D worm was running rampant within the company network, and one of the high mucky-mucks had set a two o’clock deadline for having it eradicated.
Oh, that’s two o’clock east coast time. So there I was, with an hour and a half to complete a high-profile job, still completely naked and unshowered. Whee! And they were sending a car to retrieve me ASAP!
Into the shower I went, post haste. I threw on some clothes, grabbed my jacket and phone, but forgot my umbrella until after I was halfway to work. Whoops. Have you seen the weather out there today?
Thanks to the power of Novell’s ZENworks, I was able to “push” the Welchia removal tool to almost all of the PCs in the building. Getting it to run involved a bit of social engineering, but when you have the weight of the general managers on your side it’s not nearly as difficult as usual to get the rank-and-file to do your bidding. (Bwahahaha. Ahem.)
The damned worm turned up on three computers, which is two more infected machines than I thought we’d find. Argh. Once I was comfortable with the reduced stress levels, I took off for lunch.
Because, dammit, that much stress and having my sleep schedule totally screwed up and still dealing with personal emotional crap, all on an empty stomach? Faugh!
Near as I can tell, though, life has returned to whatever passes for normal in our office building. Maybe tomorrow I can get some real work done.
Yeah, I doubt it too.
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Faster Is Better
You may have noticed this website taking rather long to load, lately. I finally got to the bottom of it: Turns out the PHP version of the Blogroll display code was adding eight full seconds to the processing time for the journal script.
Well, to hell with that, eh? So I switched to the Javascript version. Voila!
Oh, this solution also fixes the exact same problem with Lil’s blog. Imagine that.
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Joe Jobbed
This morning, like most mornings, my routine began with rolling out of bed and kicking on the computer.
No, I’m not kidding, but I am exaggerating a bit. I really just use my big toe (sometimes right, sometimes left, depends on mood) to depress the power button.
And wouldn’t you be depressed if a big toe came out of nowhere to squish you every morning? Thought so.
Hmm. You shouldn’t let me go off on weird tangents like that. Back to the story… I checked my email as usual. What was unusual is the proportion of email inbox contents between my new and old addresses. Main address? The usual dozen or so missives, all but two being spam. Old legacy almost defunct address? More than sixty messages… all of them bounced spam!
The hell?
Until this morning, I didn’t know what a “Joe Job” is. Consider me edu-mah-cated. And annoyed. I mean, who the hell would use that address for anything? Argh. (Mind you, at least they didn’t use my current address!)
Also consider me inspired (at long last!) to get GnuPG installed on my home computer. From now on, missives from my main address will be signed. (Okay, as soon as I can make the same thing happen on my computer at work… which shouldn’t be all that tough.)
My public key is right here, thanks.
Signing my emails won’t prevent another Joe Job scenario, but it will allow me to state with much more authority which emails are really from me and which aren’t. This makes me happier. Dammit.
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Ubber-ray Ucky-day
I give thanks to fellow waterfowl enthusiast Lonita for pointing me here so I could expand my foreign (and dead) language knowledge with the following phrase:
“Volo anaticulum cumminosam meam!” (“I want my rubber ducky!”)
(It’s from Lonita that the term “Anatidaephobia” has entered my vocabulary, by the way. What is it, you ask? The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.)