Month: September 2003

  • Correction, my stupidity never ends.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I’m a moron.

    I didn’t come in at midnight. Instead I almost literally crashed at about 11:00, so I decided to come in at 4:30 and skip doing the full system backup I’d planned for midnight.

    At least I got a few hours’ sleep.

    The first instruction on the sheet as I go to do the JDS release upgrade says, “Do an MFSAV.” Sure, no problem, I can find that in the menus. I thought I did, and I ran a procedure that insisted it was doing the MFSAV. The first time through, though, it halted on a bunch of files because they were in use by another process. I found this out after my attempt to run the JDS upgrade script failed.

    So I ran ENDUPM to free up those files, then ran my MFSAV script again. And the JDS upgrade script still insisted I hadn’t done so. At this point I put in a call to JDS tech support.

    Who politely, and without laughing too loudly, told me that I was running the wrong MFSAV script.

    By now it was almost 7:30, and the MFSAV takes half an hour. In other words, I blew three hours getting to the starting point of a process that was slated to take a total of three and a half hours… so I’d be done by the time the Traffic department wanted to start getting their work done.

    So. No JDS upgrade today. JDS upgrade tonight, midnight-ish. And I’m a freakin’ moron.

  • Command them to be well.

    Found at Slate:

    One is presuming (is one not?) that this is the same god who actually created the audience he was addressing. This leaves us with the insoluble mystery of why he would have molded (“in his own image,” yet) a covetous, murderous, disrespectful, lying, and adulterous species. Create them sick, and then command them to be well? What a mad despot this is, and how fortunate we are that he exists only in the minds of his worshippers.

    The full article is interesting reading, though not the sort of thing you can take without a grain or two of salt. For instance, the author uses the word “religion” when he means “Christianity and its cousins” in the last paragraph:

    Too many editorialists have described the recent flap as a silly confrontation with exhibitionist fundamentalism, when the true problem is our failure to recognize that religion is not just incongruent with morality but in essential ways incompatible with it.

    (via blargblog, by the creator of In Contempt Comics)

  • The AS/400 saga never really ends.

    After many phone calls (already!) this week, here’s what my schedule currently looks like:

    Today: Work, go home, eat, go back to work by midnight to kick off a tape backup, start the major software upgrade at about 5am, work through the day…

    Tomorrow: Work, and in the evening install the invoicing software about which much trouble has been caused.

    That’s right, I’m getting no sleep tonight. Woo hoo, baby. I’m going to need another vacation, and soon…

  • Autumn War

    After months of discussion, planning and apprehension, I was packed off to the wilds of somewhere-in-Washington for a four-day SCA event called Autumn War.

    Lilith, Lyse and I arrived after sundown Thursday evening. The event site greeted us by unleashing a swarm of yellowjackets. You see, the place Lil’ had selected for her tent turned out to be right over an underground nest. Oops. She took several stings, including one right on the top of her head… and Lyse took a sting under the fingernail for having to go in after that persistent little critter. Me, I just took one at the waistline. (Turns out I’m not allergic. Who knew?)

    The rain and the fact that it was dark calmed the nasty flying things down after a short while and we found a better place to set up camp. Falling asleep to the sound of rain on your tent is an experience I’ve almost missed, from back in the days of going to school in Concrete, WA from a campground while we waited for the house we’d bought to finally be available. But I digress.

    Thursday night (minus the bees) and Friday morning (minus the bees) was much fun.

    Friday evening, the event really kicked off. You see, most people didn’t specifically take time off from work, so the vast bulk of attendees started streaming in around nightfall Friday. I was sort of looking forward to some rest, so I headed off to the tent at what I guess to be around nine or ten o’clock.

    I didn’t get any sleep. You see, apparently there are these drums. And the drums are loud, damned loud. And they’re in use all damned night. Every night. What the hell? And since the clouds had gone away, the temperature dropped way down to around 40 degrees… so by the time the drums stopped at about 4am, it was bitterly damned cold, and I was curled up shivering.

    In other words, I didn’t pack nearly enough Warm Stuff To Cover Up With. Thank heavens for my Columbia Sportswear coat liner and that lovely wool cloak I was borrowing.

    Since I don’t want to be at this all morning (I have to get to work eventually, sad to say) I’ll try to sum up the rest of the event:

    • I never went hungry, and the food was dee-lish.
    • I’ll probably never play tablero.
    • I met and shot the breeze with an amazing assortment of clever, fun, naughty-minded folk who I wouldn’t mind hanging out and shooting the breeze with again, any time. Not one of them, I tell you, rubbed me the wrong way… nor was I ever under the impression I was somehow unwelcome. That’s just damned cool.
    • Massive thank-yous are due to Lyse, Dalemar and Vlad, and some others whose names I don’t remember. They took care of me when I was feeling a bit lost or out of sorts, and they took the time every so often to check in on me to make sure I was doing alright. Thank you!
    • I figured out what my problem is with hanging out around people who are doing an “accomplished” amount of drinking. No, I’m not going to go into it here, but suffice to say it’s an old childhood trauma that I’m probably not going to be able to shake easily. And honestly, I’m not going to try all that hard. I don’t drink, and if you don’t drink there’s not much to do when you’re hanging out with a group that’s composed entirely of drinkers.
    • I’ve taken great strides in learning to control one of my other longstanding issues; I no longer run to the other end of the field when something buzzes in my ear. Four solid days surrounded by yellowjackets will do amazing things for your ability to relax and tolerate.

    I’m not entirely sure I’ll do another SCA event. The answer to that question is going to depend on conversations yet to be had about things I’m not going to go into in this particular venue. But… for all that the nights were bitterly cold, I only accumulated four hours’ sleep between Friday morning and Sunday evening, the bees, and the other issues… I still managed to have a good time now and then. It wasn’t all good, but it wasn’t all bad.

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Thirty-one

    Don’t ask me what inspired this one. It’s not like I’m going on a prolonged road trip or anything. I am, however, bringing you the PPF while camping… thanks to the power of post-dated entries!

    PAST: What sort of car did you want when you were a kid?

    PRESENT: What gets you from Point A to Point B nowadays?

    FUTURE: Back in the ’50s everyone talked about how, by the ’90s, everyone would be wearing jetpacks to commute, or driving flying cars, that sort of thing. What futuristic commuting technology advance do you most desire?

    You know the drill… comment so we know where to find your answers, and link back using the handy-dandy permalink http://greyduck.net/ppf so your visitors always get the most-recent rendition. Thanks for playing!

  • I’m all philosophical and, like, stuff.

    Thanks to Korashime for pointing me to this slice of quiz-like goodness. And my results?

    1. 	John Stuart Mill   (100%)
    2. Spinoza (98%)
    3. Kant (96%)
    4. Stoics (90%)
    5. Epicureans (88%)
    6. Aristotle (87%)
    7. David Hume (84%)
    8. Aquinas (81%)
    9. Jeremy Bentham (76%)
    10. Jean-Paul Sartre (75%)
    11. Nel Noddings (72%)
    12. Nietzsche (70%)
    13. St. Augustine (64%)
    14. Cynics (62%)
    15. Ayn Rand (60%)
    16. Thomas Hobbes (54%)
    17. Prescriptivism (42%)
    18. Plato (34%)
    19. Ockham (24%)

    According to Mr. Mill, apparently, “The Utilitarian principle is correct when the quality of pleasures is accounted for,” and, “Liberty is the most important pleasure.”

    Uh huh. Liberty equals Pleasure. This guy clearly needed to get out more. Maybe I really do need to investigate these so-called Great Thinkers.

    Or maybe I need to back away slowly and avoid the temptation to contemplate my navel. What do you think?