PAST: What truly bad-for-you snacky treat were you addicted to as a child?

PRESENT: As adults we’re supposed to be responsible, watch our diet carefully, blah blah blah. It would be boring if we did that all the time, wouldn’t it? Go on, share with us your guilty-pleasure snack food.

FUTURE: I haven’t pushed your creative boundaries lately, so how about you describe a brand new snacky-treat that you’ll become famous for throughout the land?

This week’s PPF is brought to you by Henry’s root beer, a bag of Wavy Lay’s chips and some french onion (with bacon) dip. No, I won’t be kissing anybody tonight, don’t worry. As always I implore you to comment with your answers or a link thereto, and if you link back please use http://greyduck.net/ppf. Thank you!