PAST: When we’re kids, we don’t know any better. This is true of so many things, but for our purposes this week we’re talking about movies we loved that make us cringe today. Tell us about one or two movies that you used to love that you probably shouldn’t have.

PRESENT: As we reach adulthood we learn, among other things, that some bad movies are their own reward. Whether they’re a guilty pleasure or just an excuse to get friends together for a riffing session, what skeletons are lurking in your cinematic closet?

FUTURE: You have the (substandard) equipment, you have the (miniscule) budget, you even have some poor schmucks who’ve been conned into being cast and crew. Lights! Camera! Action! But wait, what’s this deliberately schlocky movie about?

As always, leave a comment with either your answers or a link thereto. And when you link back, do so to this URL which always directs visitors to the latest version: http://greyduck.net/ppf/

(Yes, I know my answers aren’t in yet for last week. It’s been a long, long week in several ways, okay? I’ll take care of it this weekend, honest.)