For those of you (all two of you) who noticed that my iMood hasn’t changed in a while… no, it’s not laziness. I really have been ill the entire time, and there’s no end in sight.

I’ve got one of those damned annoying colds that never really knocks you out flat but also never goes away. I’m constantly wavering between a state of dazed functionality and feverish misery, punctuated by sniffles, sneezes and the occasional coughing fit.

Why yes, I have always been the sickly child. Had I been born a plains-dwelling grazing animal, I’d have been culled from the herd by natural selection a long time ago. Bah.

Starve a cold, feed a fever, my ass. What do you do when your cold includes a fever? Stupid homily anyway.