A couple of years ago, Ben and I received an amusing voicemail message at the office. Some teenybopper downloaded the “Kisn” screensaver, installed it, then got in trouble because somebody set a password. And somehow it was the radio station’s fault that they didn’t know how to use a PC. In the name of eeeeevil, we saved the voicemail message for posterity. (190k WAV)

A couple of entries ago, I quoted Mystery Science Theater 3000. How did I quote an MST3K episode I don’t even know the name of? Easy, I had this delightful clip to guide me. (730k WAV)

Update: Mari went and ruined everybody’s fun by calling to let me know that I had left the poor waif’s phone number in that voicemail message. I’ve edited the file appropriately. Aren’t we such good, responsible citizens?