Day: August 23, 2002

  • Workforce Friday Five

    • What is your current occupation? Is this what you chose to be doing at this point in your life? Why or why not? – *blink* Well, this is the first time they’ve tried to stuff almost all five questions into the first entry. I’m the lone computer wizard for a radio station facility in Portland, Oregon. It beats working for a living, and there are some outstanding perks.
    • If time/talent/money were no object, what would your dream occupation be? – A mighty sorcerer. No, really. I’m talking nigh-unlimited power. You did say “dream” occupation, remember?
    • What did/do your parents do for a living? Has this had any influence on your career choices? – Oh boy. Have you got a couple of hours? Let’s just say that no, they didn’t influence my career choices… and leave it at that.
    • Have you ever had to choose between having a career and having a family? – In this gender-unbalanced world we live in, I’ve never been the one who has to make that choice. I’m counting my blessings, thank you very much.
    • In your opinion, what is the easiest job in the world? What is the hardest? Why? – I don’t have an opinion about this. It’s hard to judge something like that without experiencing it first-hand. A job is as easy or as hard as you make it, some would say…

    The Friday Five

  • Weekly Recap V: Cinco de Recap

    I’m a bit under the weather today (how sweet of Wendi to share her cold with me!) so I’m going to be extremely brief this week. I apologize in advance.


    • Jessy: Guest assurance.
    • Fluttergirl: No updates.
    • Emily: Referrals. Touristas. Countdown.
    • Rooba: Bambalance. Stem cells. Prodigy.
    • Madame Sinister: Roommate. Glasses. Yahoo.
    • Snappy the Clam: Vacation.
    • Melpster: Layoff. 🙁 Comics. Movie. Daily Show.
    • Argephontes: Wore two bras to work. Nuff said.
    • Phoemeister: Hamster. Fashion. Randomness.
    • Dragon Ink: Pudding. Python. Painting. Cockroach.
    • Blogatelle: Baseball. Oil. Giant grasshoppers.
    • debris.com: Privacy. Telemarketers. Fast food. Septic tank.
    • Q Daily News: al Qaeda and CNN. Yellow and blue make green. Law and Order.


    I’ll do a better job next week when I’m not sick. Unless, of course, everyone likes the “lightning round” version better…

  • Big McLargehuge

    To celebrate the fact that Ben sent me an email today, I hereby post a little bit of MST3K-related funny he sent me a while back…

    Here, for your edutainment, is the canonical list of all the various nom de plumes given to the big dumb bodybuilder hero from the MST3K classic, “Mutiny In Space”. The canonical list was compiled by Constance Crain, who is not, repeat, *not* a fangirl of any kind at all whatsoever. Really.

    Some of the first names are quasiduplicates of each other. Complain to the MST3K people. They wrote ’em. 🙂

    Slab Hardcheese
    Butch Deadlift
    Bolt Bigflank
    Splint Chesthair
    Flint Ironstag
    Bulk Vanderhuge
    Thick McRunfast
    Blast Hardcheese
    Buff Drinklotz
    Slab Hunk
    Trunk Slamchest
    Fist Rothbone
    Stump Beefknob
    Smash Lampjaw
    Punch Rockgroin
    Buck Plankchest
    Stump Chunkman
    Dirk Hardpec
    Rip Steakface
    Crud Bonemeal
    Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Slabcheek
    Punch Sideiron
    Gristle McThornbody
    Slate Fistcrunch
    Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
    Blast Thickneck
    Crunch Buttsteak
    Slab Squatthrust
    Lump Beefbroth
    A Big Brave Brick O’ Meat
    Touch Rustrod
    Beef Blastbody
    Big McLargehuge
    Smoke Manmuscle
    Beat Muchbeef
    Hank Blowfist
    Roll Fizzlebeef
    “Ol’ Chunkhead”