Day: August 9, 2002

  • Driving Miss Friday Five

    It’s the “on the road again” version of the Friday Five:

    • Do you have a car? If so, what kind of car is it? – Oddly enough, I have a little late-80’s Subaru four-door. There, I answered two questions with one sentence.
    • Do you drive very often? – I’ve driven twice in my entire life. Three times if you count the time I took over the wheel of the Beetle (or was it the Scout?) from Mom as we were driving down the canyon from Grandma’s place.
    • What’s your dream car? – Seeing as how I don’t actually drive, I don’t think I’m qualified to answer this question. Many attractive cars exist in the world, but so do many attractive women. Doesn’t mean I could single one out for any particular reason as my “dream.”
    • Have you ever received a ticket? – I used to get free tickets all the time. I really loved the time when I got a pair of tickets to the Genesis concert in Tacoma, and my old best friend Steve got tickets to the concert down at Dodger Stadium, and we road-tripped two concerts in three days. And then the next year I got tickets to Peter Gabriel’s concert in Tacoma, but Steve couldn’t make that one so I went with Jason… oh. Wait. No, I’ve never gotten that kind of ticket. Sorry.
    • Have you ever been in an accident? – More often than I want to think about. Mom had a weird knack for getting her cars whacked into. She almost never caused these accidents, but they happened anyway. Two that come vividly to mind are the time we got rear-ended in Vancouver (guy was reading his map instead of watching the road!) and the time my step-dad’s Chevelle got nearly T-boned (with us kids in the back seat!) because it had stalled on the highway as we were turning into the driveway and the stupid woman driving the blue car a mile away down an arrow-straight stretch of the Bridgeport Bar couldn’t be bothered to slow down or avoid us in any way. That was just freakin’ weird. Some people are just too stupid for words.
  • Weekly Recap III: The Search for Spawk.

    To begin this week’s Recap, I’ll point out a couple of changes to the Blogs of Note: I unlinked the Weblog Wannabe (more blog than journal, and I like journals) and added Dragon Ink and Blogatelle. There may be more additions over the course of the next week. Maybe I should change that to “Journals of Note.” Oh well.

    Also, there are a few MIAs this week. Argephontes, Phoemeister and Fluttergirl are all on trips of one sort or another. It saves me some time, I suppose, for which I ought to be grateful.

    • Leading off the roll-call, Jessy is finally packed and ready for her move (due to take place next Tuesday). We probably won’t hear from her for a while, but we know that she thinks Kenneth Branagh’s “Hamlet” is the best rendition out there. I would beg to differ, but that’s a conversation for another day.
    • At debris.com we learned more about the pitfalls and excitement of buying (and selling) a home. “There’s just the matter of the carbon monoxide from the heater; that’s the SILENT KILLER, you know.” And Wendi wants to buy a house some day. *shudder*
    • One of our new entries, Blogatelle, presents us with an open letter to “compensating for something” drivers. We also get pictures of puppies, a very fine treatise on (part of) what’s wrong with major league baseball lately, and of course the Online Barcode Generator. Lots of good stuff, folks.
    • Jason of Q Daily News experienced the strange intersection of online existence and meatspace this week. He also revels, as do I, in the search for NEOs. His plans for after the weekend include moving from Manila to Moveable Type.
    • Captain Rooba wonders how cat food manufacturers know that a given product has a “superior new taste.” He also gave us a recap of last weekend, including sandcastle building and Godzilla time. And last but not least, Rooba’s Sister appears to be the queen of the Rooba’s Remix.
    • Emily got to drive the sexy bright red mustang convertible. She also stopped during a bike ride to experience some of the weirdness and wonder of nature, including the mortality of dragonflies. And we shouldn’t forget about the odd souvenir of her parents’ trip.
    • The everlovin’ Melpster is, according to one survey, a silkie chicken. You’re right, I don’t want to know either. She also learned of some new work-related stresses of the unusual kind. That is, unusual for those of us who don’t expect to deal with gun-toting looneys on a regular basis.
    • Apparently fully recovered, Snappy the Clam is making up for lost time. If there’s one thing he’s good at, it’s blog-related commentary, mostly about (against) Dave Winer, et al. Damned good reading, and I’m thrilled to see Snappy back in action once more after his very-serious hospital stay.
    • Sar of Dragon Ink had a Cheeto party of some sort, an Amy Grant moment, and a conversation about sex changes. We got to see photos from the ill-fated day at the waterfall. She also spends too much money on books and movies and posters and the like, but don’t we all?
  • Toys for rich weirdos

    I’m not sure what to think of this. I mean, on the one hand it’s hella cool and it’d be neat to have one. On the other hand, it’s scary to live in a world where this is the kind of thing someone would seriously buy.
    IBIS TEK Security Vehicle

  • Ethan Hawke. What a waste of material.

    Had a brief but shining chat with Jessy this afternoon…

    me: Ethan Hawke did a Hamlet? *shudder*
    Jessy: ewwww
    Jessy: yes it was HORRIBLE
    me: Oh gawd. That’s… okay, that does it. Between a bad Hamlet and pretending to be a writer, Ethan Hawke must die.
    Jessy: Ok, I read “The hottest state” and almost cried because it was SO bad.. horrible horrible book it was
    me: Too bad you can’t easily MSTie books. =)
    Jessy: lol
    me: “We’ve got Chapter Sign!”
    Jessy: lol
    me: must… resist… temptation…
    Jessy: Hehehe
    me: (not hard to resist, since I’d have to READ it to MSTie it.)
    Jessy: heh

    Well, alright, when you get right down to it I did most of the talking. What did you expect me to do? This website is all about me, showing off my own cleverness, or what passes for it.

    I was also given an ultimatum: I need to hurry up and get that oft-promised page done. The one with all the silly widgets and geegaws. You know, oral sex donations and things. So it’s done now, are you happy? 😉

  • Email Purge

    The time has come. (Insert “Rocky Horror” audience line here.) With an 18 gigabyte drive devoted solely to storing email, you’d think that a couple hundred Groupwise accounts could live comfortably, right?

    Wrong.

    No matter what or how I tell them, these people never… ever… delete anything. Ever. So today I take a drastic step: a purge of all email older than the first of this year. This time I received permission from the General Manager, so if anyone complains I can shrug my shoulders and say “Jack told me to.” It’s nice to have the bigwigs on your side for a change, wouldn’t you agree?

    This process is likely to take all day, if not part of tomorrow. Good thing I didn’t have anything exciting planned.