In lieu of actually having anything interesting to say about the last couple of days, I instead direct you to The Caption Machine. Enjoy.

The Angry White Girl has a clever bit of sarcastic fun at the expense of today’s winner for the ‘Whatever It Is You’re Smoking, Stop Now’ Award, eBunintheOven.com.

No, it’s not cute. It’s not clever. It manages to be extremely lame and extremely creepy at the same time. How bad is it? I cite this example statement:

The ordering individual will fill out who they want to eImpregnate, and list their own and the recipient’s physical traits (eye color, hair color, and skin tone). This information lets us create a customized baby for the two parents based on a random algorithm of their physical traits.

I feel dirty somehow. By the way, what’s a “random algorithm?”