If you don’t host your own website, perhaps you don’t know the strange fun to be had perusing the list of search queries that bring visitors to your pages. I get a lot of “cowboy bebop mp3” searches as well as “transparent concrete” queries (no, I don’t know why). The “pink hello kitty laptop” craze drew at least one visitor, as did the “oral sex donations” article.

A new one appeared recently: “gundam wing circle jerk”.

Everyone repeat after me, “Eeeewwwwwwww!” I’ll never look at Quatre the same way again…