Author: Karel Kerezman

  • So many broken links. SO MANY.

    This site started nearly 15 years ago on the Monaural Jerk (“Journal maker” anagrammed) platform and was migrated to WordPress some time later. I ran the first rendition of what was then just called Gallery, then the Gallery 2, and didn’t quite make it to Gallery 3 before they pulled the plug on the entire project so in came Piwigo. Also, over 15 years I have linked to a great many odd sites.

    The term you’re now looking for is “link rot.” As part of the revitalization project I installed a link checker plugin and boy oh boy did it find some broken links. And by “some” I mean “over 700.” I have spent the last couple days’ worth of free time wrangling that quantity down to “merely 521.” At this point I’m probably going to focus on the couple hundred gallery-related fixes and write off all of the old links to sites that probably don’t exist anymore. If the link is 404‘d after all these years, there’s not much value in chasing down whether or not it’s supposed to go anywhere valid today, right? Right.

    Don’t worry: I’ll tell you about the Thing I’m Doing, soon. All in due time.

  • Yet Another Redesign

    Every so often I realize that whatever theme I’m running isn’t up to whatever task I need it to perform. The last couple were certainly pretty enough on the big screen of a desktop PC but neither looked very good on a mobile device. Since I live on my phone (and to a lesser degree, the tablet) almost as much as on a regular PC nowadays, this has become important.

    It’s even more important when I’m getting ready to launch a new posting project. (More about that, later…)

    At any rate: I’m not done tinkering but the basics are in place now. If you see anything really out-of-whack please let me know!

  • Better Living Through Video Games

    It’s been a long couple of months. Bad weather, bad news, grim mood, no enthusiasm for much of anything.

    So, I’ve been playing a lot of games lately. Here’s what’s keeping me occupied:

    Stardew Valley – I never played Harvest Moon or its ilk but for some reason I decided to jump on the hype train when this came out, and I have not been disappointed. You play as a farmer, struggling to get your inherited run-down farm up and running. You plant crops, you raise animals, you sell the vegetables and eggs and milk and crafted products for money, you collect things to restore the dilapidated town center, you delve into the mines (too deeply, perhaps) for more raw materials and artifacts, you earn friendship with your new neighbors (and perhaps marry one of them)… there’s a lot going on, is what I’m saying. It’s a very casual game in most ways but you have to pay attention to really prosper.

    Guild Wars 2 – It’s an MMO. It’s published by the bastards who shut down City of Heroes, so yes, I have moral qualms about giving them my money. But it’s as good of an MMO as I can find at the moment. I’m not really into it as much anymore but it scratches that particular itch.

    Diablo III – Until they release a proper HD patch for Diablo II, this is where I’m getting my isometric-perspective monster-smashing fix. It’s repetitive, sure, but sometimes it’s not about the novelty or the challenge, it’s just about making horrific demonspawn go “sputch” in satisfying ways.

    Catan Universe – This is the second computerized rendition of the Settlers of Catan board game that I’ve tried. The first one is… buggy, to put it mildly. This one is very German and very very pre-release quality, but hey, you can play with/against friends and/or against the AI, and it’s a solidly playable experience. If you can’t get friends to your house to play around a table, it’s the next best thing.

    Overwatch – I haven’t really played many “shooters” this past few years. Sometimes I’ll sign into one of the first two Borderlands games for a bit but I think I’m just out of touch with that playstyle. I know I started out playing Doom & Doom 2 quite well but it’s a whole different world now. And while Overwatch tries to match people up “by skill level,” I’m almost always the least-skilled person in any given match. I don’t regret the purchase but I’m not compelled to play, either. I probably need to find a group to play with; that was always most of the fun in the old Doom/Quake/UnrealTournament days, after all. Hmm.

    …yeah, that’s pretty much what I’ve been playing the last few months.

  • All that for naught

    If a joke falls on the Internet, and nobody laughs, does it make a goddamned bit of difference?

  • Already Voted. Going On A Trip.

    I love being an Oregonian. It means that I took care of my civic responsibility over a week ago. If you haven’t yet… please do.

    No, today’s fun isn’t about voting. It’s about leaving on a business trip. I’m headed to IT Nation in Orlando FL for the rest of the week. Yay? I haven’t been through the airport/airline/hotel process since the Datto training a couple years back. My anxiety levels are, as you could probably guess, stratospheric.

    I’m bringing the same duck as last time, though, so keep an eye on my (rubber duck) Twitter (and maybe Instagram) for some of that, won’t you?

    Wish me luck.

  • Something Resembling Halloween Content

    I’ve had this idea knocking around in my mind for a couple months, and today I found myself with the means, motive, and opportunity. Without further ado, I present a partial reading of that grim classic of poetry, Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven.”

    (Look, I could only keep at it for so long. You should be grateful I stopped where I did. Probably.)