Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Bye, George

    Meet the Kerezmans. Frederick and Hjordis had three sons, named Peter, Michael and George. Michael and his wife had a son and daughter, named Karel and Christine. Karel and his wife also had a son and daughter, named Alexander and Erica.

    That’s my family tree, for the most part, at least on that side of things.

    Fred passed away when I was quite young, I believe it was back in ’79 or ’80. Hjordis died on “nine-eleven”, albeit in Texas instead of New York.

    And my uncle Pete contacted us yesterday to let us know that his brother George is no more.

    Exactly how and exactly when is still unknown. Apparently Pete and George had been in steady contact for quite some time, and Pete became worried when emails and phone calls stopped coming.

    Pete will be travelling to New York soon to deal with personal effects and various legal matters. Hopefully he’ll also learn more about what happened.

    George was a musician, and the last of our branch of the family to remain in New York City. You might like to poke around the website of his band, Crazy Mary.

    I surprised my father last night by telling him about my vivid recollection of a jam session in our New York apartment when I was very, very young. I remember the long hallway from the front door leading directly to the big room with the double doors past which Dad and his brothers and friends would gather to play. (My room, by the way, was a hard right U-turn at the end of that hallway. I had a record player, a small bed and toys ankle-deep at all times.)

    I remember being told more than once when I was younger that I looked a lot like my father but even more like Uncle George.

    It’s a shame I don’t remember the man better. Goodbye, Uncle George. Be well, wherever you are.

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Four

    I could have picked “life” or “death” as an appropriate seed idea this week, but I think I can go one better. And I’ll even put my answers in, this time.

    PAST – Music is just another of those deeply personal things that affects all of us in subtly different ways. One of the most powerful is the way it brings us back to an earlier time. Tell us about a song that takes you way, way back.

    (You know what takes me back to New York faster than anything? Those old Simon & Garfunkel standards. Pick one, any one, and suddenly I’m back in that cluttered bedroom holding the album sleeve in my hands and reading the lyrics.)

    PRESENT – How about giving us a quick glance at the music you’ve been listening to lately?

    (A few tracks from the first Linkin Park album, some Space Brothers, Kevin Gilbert and Toy Matinee, Midnight Oil, VAST, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, some random stuff from anime music videos and what-not. Not necessarily in that order.)

    FUTURE – Mega-palooza 2030 is coming, and all of your favorite musical artists are on the bill (even if some of them are actually holographic recreations). Name the headliner and a few supporting acts.

    (Genesis, including Phil, Peter, Steve and even Ray. Pink Floyd, including Sid and Roger, mainly because I’ve never been to a Floyd show. Kevin Gilbert in some capacity, any capacity. The Pet Shop Boys will be running the discoteque at the opposite end of the venue. Midnight Oil will open the show, because nobody gets you moving like the Oils.)

    You know the drill by now, I hope. Leave a comment with either your answers or a link to ’em, and if you link back to the PPF please use this address: http://greyduck.net/ppf/

    This one’s for Uncle George, and for all of the Kerezman clan, artists that we all are deep down inside.

  • If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

    Much captioning fun at the expense of “ready dot gov,” the lovely Homeland Insecurity website. Read and be amused.
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  • Thoughts on the burden of proof

    Thomas Jefferson, in an 1808 letter to one Daniel Salmon:

    We certainly are not to deny whatever we cannot account for. A thousand phenomena present themselves daily which we cannot explain, but where facts are suggested, bearing no analogy with the laws of nature as yet known to us, their verity needs proofs proportioned to their difficulty. A cautious mind will weigh well the opposition of the phenomenon to everything hitherto observed, the strength of the testimony by which it is supported, and the errors and misconceptions to which even our senses are liable.

    It’s a bit dense and archaic, but overall not a bad piece of writing that neatly describes how I feel about “unexplained phenomena.”

    Just a tidy bit of skepticism to start your day. You’re welcome.

  • Sarah’s Birthday

    All kinds of incredibly cool people have March birthdays. Take Sarah, for instance. Today’s hers. Go wish her a happy one, will ya?

  • Madly Liberated

    Okay, okay, I surrender. You may already have noticed that Mari introduced us to the Mad Liberation, and Lilith promptly followed suit. Three or four of you may even have wondered why I didn’t immediately put a copy here.

    Laziness, pure and simple. (Happy now?) Anyway, here’s the deal: In the comments or in an email if you’re shy (clickable linky goodness right below the duck logo, thanks) copy and paste the following, filling in the blanks as you see fit.

    I ____ Karel.
    Karel is ____.
    If I were alone in a room with Karel, I would _______.
    I think Karel should _____.
    Karel needs ______.
    I want to ____________ Karel.

    Ego gratification ahoy!