Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

    Yes, the original title is “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.” I’m using the Americanized title to denote the fact that what I saw was the dub release.

    Now that we’ve cleared that up, let me tell you about the movie release from one of the more celebrated anime TV series in the last, oh, whatever period of time you prefer.

    The movie takes place between episodes late in the series timeline (for reasons obvious to anyone who’s seen the end of the series), and plays much like a (very) lengthy episode itself. All of the classic elements show up here, from hand-to-hand combat and aerial dogfights to windy philosophizing and bitch-and-moaning. Of course the talky bits are drawn out impossibly long, while the cool action bits are about the same length as they’d be in a regular episode. The talky bits are cheaper to animate, I suppose.

    The plot? A wacky messed-up bad guy wants to do very bad things, and since there’s a bounty on his head the intrepid (and wildly ecclectic) Bebop crew go after him. As usual, the main story is Spike’s while the other characters bob and weave around him. Jet grumbles about how unappreciated he is, Faye staggers from disaster to disaster in that fanboy-baiting little outfit of hers, and Ed… is Ed. You know it’s a bunch of misfits when the genetically-engineered Welsh Corgi is the sane, well-adjusted one of the group.

    Side note: Why did they change the song? Ed’s supposed to sing Pi, not… whatever that gibberish was. *sigh*

    Another side note: I couldn’t help being amused at the teasing of the aforementioned fanboys. For an instant it seemed as if we’d get to see Faye-Faye’s ta-tas on proud display, and yet… denied. (And a vast groan rose up from the male members of the audience. Heh. Yeah, I said “members.”)

    So how does the scoring go? You get ten points for it being Cowboy Bebop in all of its Beboppy glory. You lose one and a half points for philosophical mumbo-jumbo where real dialog and plot could have been. You lose another point for making a charicature of poor unappreciated Jet. Another one-point-five points are lost when Faye is used more as a damsel in distress than quirky femme fatale. One full point comes back for the clever use of those three old guys.

    If you love Cowboy Bebop, or if you generally like action-oriented anime, you should see this movie. If you really love Bebop, you’ve probably already seen the movie and don’t need me to tell you what to do. If you’re sort of indifferent to Bebop or other forms of anime, find a way to see the series first and then, maybe, watch this movie. It’s good. It’s just not the greatness that we might have expected.
    Cowboy Bebop Movie Site

  • Massive Gallery Updates

    Dozens of pictures have made their way onto the Gallery today.

    Nine new images in the Natural Beauty gallery showcase the flowering plantlife right outside our front door. There are also three new subgalleries for Sakura-Con 2003, a few pictures from a recent pinewood derby in which Alex competed, and more pictures from around the house, including a photographic explanation of why Wendi’s van looks the way it does during early spring:

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Eleven

    I knew I forgot to do something last night. *sigh*

    PAST: – Spring is in the air (so break out the Allegra, Claritin and other antihistamines). From freshly-mown grass to blossoming flowers, this season has many of the most invigorating odors. And since the sense of smell seems most closely tied to memory, I’m sure that whenever you get whiff of, say, a warm spring rain, you’re immediately reminded of times gone by. Aren’t you?

    PRESENT: – What’s a scent that you deliberately seek out when you want to improve your mood or make an already good day even better?

    FUTURE: – I’ll make this one quick, easy and silly. “Today I’m unveiling my new fragrance, an intoxicating and sensual blend of pheromones and extracts that I call ________.”

    Leave a comment with your answers or the link thereto, and please link back to the PPF using the link shown below. Thank you!
    http://greyduck.net/ppf/

  • Link Pimpin’.

    Ladies and gents, sit yourselves and let me tell you a (short) story, a story about a woman, a woman with desires, desires such as love, love of many kinds, one of which is linky love.

    The woman is my good friend Mari, and the linky love is for her thingie (not blog, not journal) known as Intellectual Orgy.

    I can hear you saying, “Well, that’s a cool name, but lots of blogs have cool names.” I can also hear Mari insisting, “It’s not a blog, it’s a thingie, dammit!” Whatever you want to call it, I am here to tell you that it’s more than just a clever name.

    Mari’s a woman of intelligence, playfulness and wit, not to mention that she holds the title of Imperial Princess of Cute. She also has a way of turning the objects of her frustration into amusing reading. (Did I mention she’s quite comfortable with the more colorful elements of language? Perhaps I should.) Her weekend write-ups are the stuff of legend. So far she hasn’t written about any orgies, but you never know, do you?

    “What,” you ask, “could such a remarkable woman possibly need from me?” That’s a good question with a simple, silly answer: She needs your links.

    You see, until her thingie reaches a (small) critical mass of incoming links from other websites listed in BlogShares, nobody can buy shares in it.

    I could have simply begged you to link her site without good cause, but instead I took the moral high ground — or at least middle ground — and gave you as many good reasons as I could name for you to actually link to, read and enjoy her efforts. I would not lead you astray in this, my friends.

    Do it for me. Do it for The Imperial Princess of Cute. But most of all, do it for yourself. You won’t be sorry.

    And when the time comes, you can buy shares in her thingie.

  • So… these are good numbers, right?

    Because everyone’s been positively dying to know, here are my D&D stats.

    Str: 7
    Int: 13
    Wis: 11
    Dex: 5
    Con: 6
    Chr: 14

    I’ll let the gamer-geeks in the audience determine what this all means, if anything…

  • Website Geekery Update

    Just a few tidbits, really.

    • Even though I’ve been capable of syndication for months now, it never occurred to me to put the link up. Whoops. Off to the right you can now see the regular RSS 0.91 feed link as well as the Radio/Amphetadesk/etc clickable “add me” XML link. Syndicate away, kiddies.
    • Amphetadesk rocks. I can get a summary view of half my daily journal/blog/thingie reads with no effort at all. If you haven’t tried it, and you read more than a half-dozen syndication-friendly websites a day, you owe it to yourself to give it a try.
    • Disgusted with the design-rot prevalent in my ancillary pages, I finally did the smart thing and went to a header/footer/content includes structure. Now the main journal, the bio, the geegaws, the downloads and the two surveys all share all design elements. Changes made to the header and footer reflect across the site. Or, they will once I get bored enough to make the change to all of the TMTT and NaNoWriMo pages…