Author: Karel Kerezman

  • X2: X-Men United

    There isn’t much I can say about this movie that hasn’t already been better said elsewhere, really. I’ll just touch on the key points:

    • For a two-hour-plus movie, very little time is wasted. Not often did I have pause to wonder about the time.
    • I’ll join my voice to the chorus of those who state that even out of an otherwise quite-good action adventure flick, the opening sequence is one of the coolest damned action bits ever filmed. Through the whole thing I was thinking, “Yes, yes, that is how he’d do it, that’s how that talent could be used.” Efficient, no, but if you wanted to make a powerful impression and that was your skillset… hell yes.
    • A surprising amount of the movie was devoted to… building up for the next movie. We get foreshadowing in practically the second scene. They did it well, mind you, but every time the subject came up I was thinking, “Boy, they’re banking heavily on that next set of contracts, aren’t they?” I’m not saying they didn’t handle that plot thread well, but it was glaringly obvious.
    • Related to that is the sad loss of impact of what should have been the climactic sequence of the film. We all know it was a soap-opera ending. Even folks who have no real background on popular X-Men comicbook storylines can tell that it was a gyp. It’s the script’s one glaring failure, dramatically.
    • Does Wolverine once again own the movie? Yes. Does anyone mind for a second? Hell no. And that’s all that needs saying about that.
    • Cameos, cameos, cameos. Spot Dr. Hank McCoy in a televised interview! See Colossus go metallic! See Shadowcat fleeing through walls! And so on, and so on. You know, in the third movie we’d better get to actually see Kitty’s face…
    • I adored the way they used mutant powers in low-key, comedy-beat, every-day fashion. Among the coolest (pun intended) is the quiet moment where Logan hands Bobby his bottle of product placement for a quick chill treatment. Nicely done.
    • You both like and loathe Magneto more in this movie, and that’s as it should be. Charming, clever, ruthless, manipulative, and always playing the game as deep as he can, he’s far more in this movie than just the megalomaniac from the first one.

    And yes, I think that about covers it. Unless you’re allergic to effects-laden action movies with decent characterization and a touch of wry humor, you should see this film.
    X2 movie website

  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

    Yes, the original title is “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.” I’m using the Americanized title to denote the fact that what I saw was the dub release.

    Now that we’ve cleared that up, let me tell you about the movie release from one of the more celebrated anime TV series in the last, oh, whatever period of time you prefer.

    The movie takes place between episodes late in the series timeline (for reasons obvious to anyone who’s seen the end of the series), and plays much like a (very) lengthy episode itself. All of the classic elements show up here, from hand-to-hand combat and aerial dogfights to windy philosophizing and bitch-and-moaning. Of course the talky bits are drawn out impossibly long, while the cool action bits are about the same length as they’d be in a regular episode. The talky bits are cheaper to animate, I suppose.

    The plot? A wacky messed-up bad guy wants to do very bad things, and since there’s a bounty on his head the intrepid (and wildly ecclectic) Bebop crew go after him. As usual, the main story is Spike’s while the other characters bob and weave around him. Jet grumbles about how unappreciated he is, Faye staggers from disaster to disaster in that fanboy-baiting little outfit of hers, and Ed… is Ed. You know it’s a bunch of misfits when the genetically-engineered Welsh Corgi is the sane, well-adjusted one of the group.

    Side note: Why did they change the song? Ed’s supposed to sing Pi, not… whatever that gibberish was. *sigh*

    Another side note: I couldn’t help being amused at the teasing of the aforementioned fanboys. For an instant it seemed as if we’d get to see Faye-Faye’s ta-tas on proud display, and yet… denied. (And a vast groan rose up from the male members of the audience. Heh. Yeah, I said “members.”)

    So how does the scoring go? You get ten points for it being Cowboy Bebop in all of its Beboppy glory. You lose one and a half points for philosophical mumbo-jumbo where real dialog and plot could have been. You lose another point for making a charicature of poor unappreciated Jet. Another one-point-five points are lost when Faye is used more as a damsel in distress than quirky femme fatale. One full point comes back for the clever use of those three old guys.

    If you love Cowboy Bebop, or if you generally like action-oriented anime, you should see this movie. If you really love Bebop, you’ve probably already seen the movie and don’t need me to tell you what to do. If you’re sort of indifferent to Bebop or other forms of anime, find a way to see the series first and then, maybe, watch this movie. It’s good. It’s just not the greatness that we might have expected.
    Cowboy Bebop Movie Site

  • Massive Gallery Updates

    Dozens of pictures have made their way onto the Gallery today.

    Nine new images in the Natural Beauty gallery showcase the flowering plantlife right outside our front door. There are also three new subgalleries for Sakura-Con 2003, a few pictures from a recent pinewood derby in which Alex competed, and more pictures from around the house, including a photographic explanation of why Wendi’s van looks the way it does during early spring:

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Eleven

    I knew I forgot to do something last night. *sigh*

    PAST: – Spring is in the air (so break out the Allegra, Claritin and other antihistamines). From freshly-mown grass to blossoming flowers, this season has many of the most invigorating odors. And since the sense of smell seems most closely tied to memory, I’m sure that whenever you get whiff of, say, a warm spring rain, you’re immediately reminded of times gone by. Aren’t you?

    PRESENT: – What’s a scent that you deliberately seek out when you want to improve your mood or make an already good day even better?

    FUTURE: – I’ll make this one quick, easy and silly. “Today I’m unveiling my new fragrance, an intoxicating and sensual blend of pheromones and extracts that I call ________.”

    Leave a comment with your answers or the link thereto, and please link back to the PPF using the link shown below. Thank you!
    http://greyduck.net/ppf/

  • Link Pimpin’.

    Ladies and gents, sit yourselves and let me tell you a (short) story, a story about a woman, a woman with desires, desires such as love, love of many kinds, one of which is linky love.

    The woman is my good friend Mari, and the linky love is for her thingie (not blog, not journal) known as Intellectual Orgy.

    I can hear you saying, “Well, that’s a cool name, but lots of blogs have cool names.” I can also hear Mari insisting, “It’s not a blog, it’s a thingie, dammit!” Whatever you want to call it, I am here to tell you that it’s more than just a clever name.

    Mari’s a woman of intelligence, playfulness and wit, not to mention that she holds the title of Imperial Princess of Cute. She also has a way of turning the objects of her frustration into amusing reading. (Did I mention she’s quite comfortable with the more colorful elements of language? Perhaps I should.) Her weekend write-ups are the stuff of legend. So far she hasn’t written about any orgies, but you never know, do you?

    “What,” you ask, “could such a remarkable woman possibly need from me?” That’s a good question with a simple, silly answer: She needs your links.

    You see, until her thingie reaches a (small) critical mass of incoming links from other websites listed in BlogShares, nobody can buy shares in it.

    I could have simply begged you to link her site without good cause, but instead I took the moral high ground — or at least middle ground — and gave you as many good reasons as I could name for you to actually link to, read and enjoy her efforts. I would not lead you astray in this, my friends.

    Do it for me. Do it for The Imperial Princess of Cute. But most of all, do it for yourself. You won’t be sorry.

    And when the time comes, you can buy shares in her thingie.

  • So… these are good numbers, right?

    Because everyone’s been positively dying to know, here are my D&D stats.

    Str: 7
    Int: 13
    Wis: 11
    Dex: 5
    Con: 6
    Chr: 14

    I’ll let the gamer-geeks in the audience determine what this all means, if anything…