Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Yes, I am that idiot.

    So what kind of idiot packs for a two-day trip and includes toothpaste, toothbrush, hairbrush, electric shaver, socks, shirts, handkerchiefs, phone charger, portable-stereo charger, gifts for his girlfriend, book to read, sweater, deodorant, umbrella and camera… and forgets to pack underwear?

    Not that you need two guesses, but, yes indeed I am that kind of idiot.

    Well, it was a good weekend with Dawn… and we were planning on doing some clothes shopping anyway, so it all worked out in the end. We ate well, we played games, we shopped ‘til we dropped (no kidding, we slept most of the last half of Saturday away), and generally enjoyed the heck out of our too-brief time together. Yay!

  • You mean there’s something important about today?

    Is it wrong for me to sit here and gloat about the fact that not only are my taxes already filed, but that I’ve already received my refund?

    Oh, it is? Well, I guess I shouldn’t do that, then.

    Heh.

    In other news, I’ll be in Seattle for the weekend. Behave yourselves while I’m gone. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, yadda yadda yadda.

  • There are other kinds of English?

    Found at Lisa’s…

    Your Linguistic Profile:

    75% General American English
    10% Yankee
    5% Dixie
    5% Midwestern
    5% Upper Midwestern

  • He blinded them with science!

    Alex was involved in his school’s Science Fair last night, and… well, why don’t I let him tell you how it went?

    Yeah, it was great. To start, a lot of people looked at and commented on our project.

    Secondly, we were one of the groups chosen to go to the District Science Fair on May 5.

    And lastly, we got the PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARD!

    What happened was people were to go around and vote for their favorite projects from each section. We were one of the groups awarded.

    The funny thing is that both of these awards came rather suddenly. My teacher just came up to me in the middle of it, put his hands on my shoulders, said “You’re going to district,” and walked away. The People’s Choice Award…we were the first ones awarded!

    Oh, yes. It was fabulous.

    Who knew that badly corroded teeth would be such a crowdpleaser? Heck, he even got baseball tickets out of the deal. Way to go, Spud!

  • Award-winning Use Of An Option

    Today’s award for “Mistake Made With the Best of Intentions” goes to whoever toggled the “load images for originating website only” option in Firefox on our sports station’s control room computer.

    Have you ever seen ESPN’s site with no graphics whatsoever? I have. It’s sort of amusing, and a fair bit of useless as well. Were I more of a diehard webhead I’d go off on a usability rant, here, but luckily for you I can’t be bothered. Besides, you can’t swing a dead cat on the Web… actually, you just can’t swing a dead cat on the Web. Sure, you could make a Flash file or something that depicts the act of swinging a dead cat, but it’s just not the same thing.

    Not, mind you, that I’ve ever swung a dead cat. I’m just saying.

    Where was I? Oh, yes, rants about usability and accessibility are a dime a dozen, which should be making somebody a fair stack of money. Too bad that the “somebody” in question isn’t Me. Such is life.

    Anyway, maybe I should install Adblock on that computer, since what I suspect the culprit intended was to stop having to look at all the damned advertisements…

  • Tired of being tired.

    I’m tired of being tired of being tired.

    There’s always something. It’s my allergies. It’s a work emergency at 2am. It’s a disturbance outside. It’s the weather. It’s the temperature. It’s my brain being all fired up and unable to settle.

    Usually it’s more than one of the above, and sometimes it’s something entirely different. But I. Am. Tired.

    And I’m going to bed now. Maybe I’ll even sleep through the night this time.