Dr. Doug and Skippy emailed me this afternoon asking me to look into the ongoing printer problem in the Rosey studio. “Sure thing,” I said, “I’ll just pay Sheryl a visit.”

I went in, looked at the printer, power-cycled it and was about to run a test print when Sheryl Stewart said, “Hey, I need you to read something.”

“Uh, I don’t read very well.”

“That’s okay,” she replied, “It’s supposed to sound bad.”

“Okay, then.”

And so I took part in an on-air contesting bit. The evidence is right here. (Nine hundred fifteen kilobytes worth of evidence, that is.)