Google & dMarc: Top Ten List

I quote here an email seen on the Entercom engineering remailer, courtesy of one Chris Tarr, Director of Engineering for our Milwaukee stations:

For those who didn’t hear, Google purchased dMarc, purveyors of Scott Studios and Maestro.

From the home office in Newport Beach, California, here’s the TOP TEN THINGS THAT WILL CHANGE NOW THAT GOOGLE HAS PURCHASED DMARC…

10. The logo on the front of the computer mysteriously changes for every holiday.
9. Jocks who need a quick fill song now have a button on the screen marked “I’m feeling lucky.”
8. When you try to put in a liner, the computer says “Did you mean…” and picks one spelled the right way.
7. Altavista and Zabasearch just bought every “Mister Microphone” in the country.
6. A song search for any song by the “Barenaked Ladies” also brings up six pages of porn sites.
5. “VT-32” now trading as “VT-46.87” after inexplicably exuberant run-up in the minutes after the sale was announced.
4. Hundreds of stations now offer prestigious email addresses to listeners on “dmail” server.
3. Jocks now spend hours mindlessly surfing the music library.
2. Next corporate buyout result: “MTV-bay.”

And the number one thing that will change now that Google has purchased dMarc…

1. Revenooooooooogle Suite!!