“Entrusting your data to spinning hunks of metal is no basis for a data storage system! Supreme data storage derives from solid-state equipment, not from some unstable rotating particles. I mean, if I went ‘round saying I had a storage system made up of flapping geese, they’d put me away!”

With apologies to the Pythoneers and, in fact, everybody.

I hate hard drives almost as much as I hate printers. Okay, maybe not nearly that much. But still.