Now, I adore our front desk crew. They’re hardworking, patient, smart and funny ladies. Every now and then, though, they run into trouble with operating their computers…

*ring, ring*

“Yes?”

“My computer’s being funny.”

“Okay.”

“I can’t open email without it also opening MSN, and it won’t let me put in my password.”

“Right. Be right there.”

*walk to lobby, observe state of the desk in question, slide stack of books and paperwork three inches to the south*

“There you go.”

“Huh? What?”

“You had stuff sitting on your keyboard.”

*sounds of astonishment*

I love my job. I wish all of my support calls were so simple to resolve!