Who knew sports-event commentary could be so amusing?
And for that matter, I can’t believe someone took the time and effort to cull these little gems. But hey, we all benefit from their effort, so let’s enjoy, shall we?
B&C: Olympic Commentary
Category: Linkage
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But can they type out Hamlet?
I like cats. I’m allergic to many of them, but not all. I’m terribly allergic to dogs, though, which is okay because I don’t actually like most dogs.
Via Collision Detection, here’s a site that mixes the love of cats with the love of absurd geekery.
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Kim Wand in Portland
During the first week of August, my friend Kim came to visit Portland for the first time. I like to think that she had a good time… and I’ve finally posted the photographic proof:
There’s more where that came from. Follow the link, my friends!
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More incredibly evil than I could conceive of.
It’s that evil Flash stuff again… this may actually be more evil than Kenya.
But not moreso than Badgers. Nothing’s more evil than Badgers. Anyway… without further ado…
The Incredibly Evil Machine
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…and I’m an addict.
Hi, my name’s Karel, and I’m a Neopets addict. (“Hi, Karel!”)
It was two of my friends that did it to me. They sat down and created an account and gave me my first Neopet. At first I resisted, but then I couldn’t bear the thought of my electronic pet going hungry, so I started looking for games I could play well enough to finance my Neopet’s diet.
Of course, then I found out about the free food options. I felt silly, but by that point it was too late. I was hooked on Destruct-O-Match, and then came Sutek’s Tomb.
The true realization of my addiction came today, when I realized that what I really wanted was to save up for a paintbrush.
My friends, I’m afraid it’s true. I’m a Neopets addict. No, no, don’t bother with the intervention. I’ll take a few NP if you can spare ‘em, though…
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It’s only funny because it’s so accurate…
In lieu of content, linkage. C’mon, you can fake a look of shock and amazement better than that. I know you can.
(Real content to come, eventually. Just maybe not in the next day or three. You’ll manage without me, I know you will.)