Real update later. For now, follow linky.
Real update later, honest.

It’s a children’s book, really.
No, really, I’ve got nothing to add to this. Snark amongst yourselves. Me, I’m just getting my daily entry out of the way, and I’m too zonked out (feeling like thirty three and a third in a forty five RPM world) to come up with real content…
Sweet mother of wrongness, does anybody put any thought at all into product names anymore?
Exhibit #3497-A in my case for the fact that Marketing has completely triumphed over Common Sense. “Absolutely original. The children love it.” You said what?
Oh my goodness, the puns, won’t someone please think of the puns!
(Link via Korashime. So blame him, if you’re into that sort of thing. Oh, and while you’re at UniBev, check out one of the other product links… and be afraid, very afraid.)
Yeah, these pictures pretty much sum up my feelings, too.
(Warning: Some profanity to be seen in the link to follow.)
UPDATE: New URL. Dunno why they dumped the old, easy-to-remember one. Ah well.
Gah. Argh. Just… grr. How many more gaping vicious nasty security holes will have to be discovered before I can either convince people that IE really is evil or I can relax about what browser people prefer around here because I can finally trust the thing?
Why do I ask? Well, check this link out.
I know that the roomie and my favorite local political blogger have both linked to it, but I just wanted to add my snarky two cents’ worth to the Toy Story.
Check out this screenshot (warning, somewhat large image) from my visit to the article, and see if you can spot the delightfully ironic juxtaposition…