Category: Linkage

  • Probably best not to get too used to this.

    I should probably be thankful that my workdays aren’t always this quiet. Otherwise the powers that be might decide that they don’t need an on-staff computer geek. That’s not to say my day’s been totally dead, mind you. The morning was moderately entertaining, but this afternoon has been as quiet as it can get around here.

    I’ve taken the opportunity to crank out the third of this week’s Mai Otome recaps on the anime site, though, so it’s not like I haven’t put my time to good use. (Okay, I suppose one could argue that point, but I certainly feel good about accomplishing this little goal. I was way, way behind on recaps.) I also renewed this domain registration (and one other), which is inarguably a good idea!

    A certain special someone arrives tomorrow morning for a three day weekend, so basically I’m just waiting for today to end as quickly as possible. Take care, one and all.

  • Channel 42 Action News

    I love it when R’Bender gets fed up with his local news coverage, ‘cause it tends to result in howlingly funny satire on his blog…

    SHARON CHIFFON: Thanks, Rhonda. Still to come on the Channel 42 Action News at 6:00

    [pause while tape rolls]

    SHARON CHIFFON: [behind assorted images of products on shelves] What are the hottest gifts this season? [cut to image of Xbox 360] You’ll be sure to want to stick around [cut to image of an iPod] after the break to find out [cut to image of Bratz dolls] what the good boys and girls will have on Christmas morning.

    TROY MERINGUE: [cut to Troy standing over various important-looking computer monitors wearing the most hideous Christmas tie you’ve ever seen, complete with a blinking light for Rudolph’s nose, that was purchased as a Christmas gift ten years ago by his then five-year-old son, Spence, and Troy still thinks it’s the greatest Christmas tie ever, despite the fact that his now fifteen-year-old, disaffected teenager is utterly and completely embarassed by the fact that not only is his Dad on TV every night, but then he insists on wearing that stupid tie every year and GOD, I can’t WAIT until I’m 18 and then I’m SOOO out of here!] Will we be having a white Christmas this year? We’ll have your seven-day bonus local forecast and maybe we’ll even catch a glimpse of Santa on our radar! More about it coming up.

    [Cut to commercial]

    Go read the whole thing, won’t you? And tell him the waterfowl sent ya.

    Radical Bender: Channel 42 Action News

  • Mineral (Not Animal Or Vegetable) Magnetism

    The Magnetic North Pole is, apparently, stranger than I ever imagined. I knew about the periodic polarity flips, and I vaguely recall something about the magnetic poles drifting slightly on a fairly constant basis, but there’s more to it than just those two oddities. Like anything else, I suppose, the more you dig into a subject the more detail you find. For instance:

    Reversals take a few thousand years to complete, and during that time—contrary to popular belief—the magnetic field does not vanish. […] Magnetic lines of force near Earth’s surface become twisted and tangled, and magnetic poles pop up in unaccustomed places. A south magnetic pole might emerge over Africa, for instance, or a north pole over Tahiti.

    And all of a sudden the Boy Scouts stop equipping themselves with hand compasses and switch to GPS or some other satellite-based navigation device. Hoo boy. Even now, using just a compass to get to the Magnetic North Pole of the planet isn’t really a straight-line affair:

    Contrary to popular belief, a compass needle does not point directly at the North Magnetic Pole. However, if a traveller sets out from some location and proceeds in the direction in which his or her compass needle points, he or she will eventually reach the North Magnetic Pole, but by a route that will not be direct. […] Although the direct path to the Magnetic Pole requires a traveller setting out from southern Europe, at the edge of the map, to head 8 degrees west of north, a compass will lead the traveller almost 3 degrees east of north. By the time the traveller reaches Scandinavia he or she is over 18 degrees off course, and at 80 N, almost 46 degrees of course. [sic]

    At times like this I wish I was a smarter, more studious sort of fellow, because I could very easily see myself as a geophysicist. Unfortunately a lot of this stuff very nearly goes over my head, and what I’m reading now is a digest version of things, distilled for the masses. That shouldn’t prevent you from checking out the following links, however. Hey, there are pictures and stuff!

    Earth’s Inconstant Magnetic Field
    Geomagnetism – The Arctic Regions

  • OMGFunnySnowBlogEntry

    I wrote about the local TV stations’ frenzy over a complete lack of snow last week. Well, RadicalBender posted a much funnier riff about what happens when the white stuff really does come down. Enjoy, won’t you? And tell him I sent you.

    RadicalBender: OMGSnowIce

  • Dolphins Rock

    Via the collision detection blog, I submit for your entertainment and education the following two links that describe new things we’re learning about dolphins.

    Why? Because it’s cool, that’s why. Silly human.

    Dolphin Games
    Dolphin Tool Use

  • Three words: Lego gravy boat

    In lieu of meaningful posting (‘cause I have nothing meaningful to post, of course) I present the following link for your amusement. It’s tasteful, timely, and… something else that starts with the letter T, I’m sure.

    Top 11 Signs You’re At A Geek’s House…