To celebrate the fact that Ben sent me an email today, I hereby post a little bit of MST3K-related funny he sent me a while back…

Here, for your edutainment, is the canonical list of all the various nom de plumes given to the big dumb bodybuilder hero from the MST3K classic, “Mutiny In Space”. The canonical list was compiled by Constance Crain, who is not, repeat, *not* a fangirl of any kind at all whatsoever. Really.

Some of the first names are quasiduplicates of each other. Complain to the MST3K people. They wrote ’em. 🙂

Slab Hardcheese
Butch Deadlift
Bolt Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bulk Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklotz
Slab Hunk
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rothbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slabcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
A Big Brave Brick O’ Meat
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Muchbeef
Hank Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
“Ol’ Chunkhead”