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Okay, so last Friday was a little bit too hectic for me to spend time doing the Friday Five. Bite me. (Gently, though, I’m averse to pain.)

• What is your favorite restaurant and why? – The Original Hot Cake and Steak House, right next to the Ross Island bridge. Sure it’s a greasy spoon, but it’s the best damned greasy spoon known to mankind. I dare you to prove me wrong.
  
• What fast food restaurant are you partial to? – Arby’s. Roast beef sandwiches. Chicken, bacon and swiss sandwiches. Rawr.
  
• What are your standards and rules for tipping? – If the service failed to suck, there’s a tip. Otherwise there isn’t. *shrug*
  
• Do you usually order an appetizer and/or dessert? – If we’re out at a place that has appetizers, usually I’ll get some cheese sticks or chicken strips or something. I’m usually too stuffed by the end of the meal for dessert, though. All things considered, that’s probably a good thing.
  
• What do you usually order to drink at a restaurant? – Citrus juices, mostly. Orange juice, lemonade, that sort of thing. Sometimes I’ll have root beer, but only if it’s Henry’s or Thomas Kemper. I will have iced tea on occasion. I’m trying to stay away from carbonated sodas as much as I can.

Make your own evil plan! (Thanks to the 3 Bruces for the link.)

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.