• Interesting reading about spam

    If you’re wondering about the state of email spam filtering, here’s a relatively positive outlook on the subject.

    Rewriting the spam in less spammy language is the only one of these strategies likely to succeed. But this takes a lot of work. It may not even be possible for some spams. How do you rewrite a mortgage spam without using terms like “refinance” (.9612), “lenders” (.9862), or “mortgage” (.9995)? And remember, whatever euphemisms you use, they have to be different from the ones used by every mortgage spammer before you. Surely at this point it would be less work for the spammer to switch to some more legitimate business.

    That’s an important consideration. If the only way to get past Bayesian filters is to write spams more cleverly, we’ve made spamming a lot harder, because we’ve shifted the burden of cleverness from the few comparatively smart people who write spamware to the large number of stupider people who write the spams.

    Go forth and be enlightened, o fellow sufferer of email spam.

    So Far, So Good

  • Giant Battle Ducky

    My battle monster beat Kyla’s battle monster, nyah nyah!

    GreyDuck

    is a Giant Ant that is Cold-Blooded and Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and has a Metal Jaw, Black-and-White Stripes and a Computer for a Brain.

    Strength: 6 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 9


    To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
    defeat GreyDuck, enter your name and choose an attack:

    fights GreyDuck using

    Bring it on.

  • Time of the signs.

    Okay, okay, I’ve made one too.

    Are you happy now? Thpppt.

    (I’m such a follower. But see, I’m mighty selective about who I follow… and it doesn’t hurt that those I’m following are enjoyable to look at from behind. *smirk*)

    Church Sign Generator

  • Cyborg me, baby.

    According to the Cyborg Name Generator, I am…

    K.A.R.E.L.: Kinetic Artificial Repair and Exploration Lifeform

    Go on, find out what your Cyborg Name is.

    Cyborg Name Generator

  • Relocated.

    I apologize for the long silence, but moving is the sort of endeavor you save up energy for. And now? I’m moved.

    Yep. Miles away from the house we lived in for almost six solid years. Living with a guy almost exactly my age and his teenaged son. So far, so good, and I’m as comfortable here as I could expect to be given the circumstances.

    For the record, the first thing I did was sit down and eat. The second thing was to reconstruct the easier of the two desks, and the third was to set up the computer.

    Priorities, people! It’s all about the priorities.

    Oh, and did I mention we have broadband here? Oh hell yes. I expect to be posting more often now that I don’t have to fight a crappy slow dialup connection…

  • I’m a… huh?

    Alrighty, yet another personality quiz… of sorts. I’m not entirely certain about these results, though:

    The Vapor Trail
    Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

    Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

    Your exact opposite:
    The Backrubber

    Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people—unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You’re experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

    You’ve had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you’d like, do they? The problem is you’re never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

    Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They’re also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

    FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

    In case you’re curious, you can see the actual results page here.

    OkCupid Test