Month: March 2013

  • A snark opportunity in every drop.

    One of the joys associated with getting over a head cold is that of sucking down cough drops like they’re Easter candy. (Wait, is Easter coming up? Maybe I need some chocolate eggs…) I bought a bag of Halls cough drops months ago during my last cold outbreak but only this week did I notice something a bit… silly… about the wrappings.

    “A PEP TALK IN EVERY DROP ™”

    Yes, like so many companies afflicted with a bad case of “savvy marketing,” Halls have stuck little motivational blurbs onto the wrapper of each individual lozenge. Isn’t that adorable?

    “You can do it and you know it.”

    You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Especially the friends who are hacking up a lung because they’re suffering a cold.

    “Be unstoppable.”

    I’m more likely to be Ron Stoppable at this point.

    “You’ve survived tougher.”

    Tougher what? Could you vague that up a bit for me?

    “Push on!”

    Shove off.

    “Inspire envy.”

    While I’m sniffling, sneezing, and horking every few minutes, I might turn people a bit green but it won’t be with envy, I assure you.

    “Don’t give up on yourself.”

    Don’t quit your day job.

    “Put your game face on.”

    I guess that depends on the game. Settlers of Catan? Borderlands 2? Game of Thrones?

    “Don’t waste a precious minute.”

    Fear not: I only waste the worthless minutes, the ones nobody really liked or wanted anyway. Screw them.

    And my personal favorite:

    “Turn ‘can do’ into ‘can did’!”

    NO. THAT ISN’T EVEN GOOD GRAMMAR. SHUT UP. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT *froth* *rage* *cough* *wheeze* *reaches for a cough drop*

    … well played, Halls. Well played.

     

    (Addendum: Another cough drop, another head-to-desk moment.)

    “Don’t try harder. Do harder!”

    That’s what she said.

  • ABC – Beauty Stab

    I don’t share musical sensibilities with very many people. It’s not that I’m a hipster with ridiculously obscure tastes, mind you. My library contains mostly recognizable names, though sometimes it’s a case of “a leading artist in their narrow niche.” Taken as a whole, however, you’re unlikely to find any single person who would agree about much more than half of my four-or-five-star selections.

    With that said, over the last couple of years Wonderduck and I have found considerable congruity in what kind of music makes us sit up and take notice. I sent him a USB-stick sampler as a Yule present a few months ago, and he occasionally links me something via email that he thinks I might get a kick out of. It’s not always spot-on, but I trust his tastes enough that I’m always willing to at least give it a listen.

    A while ago he commented on a Quacked Panes comic about artists who went in a different direction from their norm and how that tends to earn the ire of their fanbase. His example was ABC’s second album, “Beauty Stab.”

    ABC made their mark with the kind of early-80s synthpop that I grew up on, so I was already somewhat familiar with the band. What I’d not been aware of was that for their sophomore record they chose to go in a more rock-n-roll, guitar-and-bass direction. They were, of course, both pilloried and ignored for this choice. From then on they went back to making electronic pop music like everyone wanted them to.

    And with that one might be tempted to pass up “Beauty Stab” because, hey, it’s clear that this wasn’t what they were good at, so why bother? This is a temptation one should resist. Turns out, ABC actually did a good job posing as a straight-up rock band.

    Okay, so it’s not like they made a Black Sabbath record all of a sudden. It’s still pop-rock, there are still synths, and it’s all very bright and upbeat with a couple of notable exceptions. As a style experiment, however, it really does work. Standout tracks include the lead-off “That Was Then But This Is Now,” “The Power of Persuasion,” “King Money” and the groovy, naughty “Unzip.” I love how “That Was Then…” leads off with gentle synths as if you were about to get an electronica record, then the guitar and drums kick in. Gotcha!

    Never mind that this is another lead-off track with a certain amount of “meta” built in. “I guess you’ve changed / you’ve changed but how.” It reminds me a bit of the new Soundgarden album’s lead track which basically says, “Yes, we’re back, whatever, deal with it.”

    One big surprise for me on this record is a very quiet track that I just can’t get enough of, “By Default By Design.” It’s absolutely gorgeous and almost justifies the album price all by itself. Your mileage may vary, but alongside four four-star tracks this one’s the five-star selection for me.

    Those are just the standouts to me; there’s not a bad track on the album, just songs that don’t grab me quite as much as the others. By all means, if you have a few dollars to throw at your preferred music vendor, you could do worse that to pick up this little gem from the early 1980s, a bygone time that shaped so much about who I am and what I like. I wonder what I would’ve thought of this album had anyone played it for me back then…

  • MediaMonkey (x 2) + QNAP = Fun

    I know, that’s not a mathematically correct subject line. I apologize right up front for this.

    The last “big purchase” for my tax money was a QNAP 219p II 2-bay NAS device to replace the aging, slow, finicky Western Digital single-drive NAS. To feed the QNAP I picked up a pair of 3-terabyte Seagate drives. What am I doing with triple the storage?

    I’m using it to play music and movies, of course.

    Stage One in this project involved synchronizing the living room and bedroom copies of MediaMonkey. You can point the software to a database file on a UNC path and a music library on a UNC path and as long as you don’t go crazy trying to run both copies at once it seems to work. Mind you, it took several tries to clear out the “local” parts of the library on each computer. MediaMonkey hates to let go of a directory once you’ve ever used it as part of your library. Three times I had to clear out the “duplicates” between the two machines. Also, while you can export a playlist to M3U out of the MediaMonkey library just fine, it takes a special add-in script to actually import an M3U.

    What was I doing with M3Us? Exporting them, using a text editor to replace the paths, then importing so I’d have both of my “game night” playlists for downstairs and my portable-device sync playlist upstairs, all in the same library. Now I can update the game night playlists from upstairs any time I want. Sweet deal, eh?

    Next up: Figuring out how to organize and present TV shows and movies.

  • Sufficiently Screened

    I have four mobile phones charging on my desk right now. This is part of the impending migration from Service A to Service B for myself, Kylanath and the rugrats.

    My “current” phone is also perched on the desk, as per normal when I’m not out-and-about.

    That’s five mobile phones on one desk.

    Okay, that seems excessive. It’s also temporary, so while I’m amused at this little pile of technology on display I also know that this, too, shall pass. There’s nothing to worry about. I’m not that geeky…

    Wait. In my backpack you’ll find one 10″ full tablet and a Nook Color. (And a camera.)

    And in this bedroom there are two full computers plus my laptop.

    …They say that the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Ahem.

  • Aw, dagnabbit.

    So much for once-per-week posting.

    I utterly, completely, and totally missed last week. Sorry about that. It was busy! Work was nuts! I got my tax refunds and spent lots of money! The fruits of that spending arrive today (probably)!

    What did I get? A QNAP 219p II home NAS device with a pair of 3-terabyte Seagate drives to fill it, and… new phones for everybody. My first smartphone in many years, Kylanath’s first full-on smartphone, plus new feature phones for the kids. It’s going to be a fun week getting all that set up, and I’m sleepless with excitement about it.

    No, really. I’ve been so keyed up for the last few days that my insomnia has run rampant. Ugh.

    At any rate. That’s the news, and there’ll be more to come as things progress. And hey, I’m taking Thursday & Friday off from work to celebrate my impending forty-first natal anniversary, so there’s that…