I couldn’t just send out an all-staff email to say, “Hey, I upgraded ConnectWise, you need to clear your cache before signing in, like usual.” Oh, no. Nothing so… mundane.

No, I sent this email instead:

With apologies to Howard Ashman

Clear your cache! Clear your cache!
Lest your PC you will crash.
“Try new features,” say the preachers,
“You’ll be working in a flash.”
Saving tabs up for grabs,
We’ve enhancements by the slabs.
With new trickses and bug fixes,
Here and there in dribs and drabs.
So now it’s time for bed;
This song’s been killed quite dead,
But clear your cache!
Clear your cache!
Clear your cache!

and that’s about all of “Be Our Guest” that I feel like butchering, late on a Tuesday evening.

Thank you, and good night.

Am I a weirdo, or what?