I followed a Google News link out of idle curiosity, and heck, I haven’t even made it to the actual news article yet. Why? Well, tell me what’s wrong with the text you see here (click the image for bigger-making):

I’d think that they’d take little matters like getting the byline right a bit more seriously, but apparently I’d be mistaken.

(Screenshot taken because I wager that it’ll be fixed by the time anybody else gets there…)