Forget the Amazon wishlist (to which, I almost briefly hesitate to point out, the link is over there on the left), this Real Life comic is not only damned funny but it also gives me a great idea for what you guys can get me for my birthday, which is only two days away…

What do you mean, “Spectacularly unrealistic”? Bah! It’s so hard to find good minions these days, I swear.