Month: December 2005

  • Channel 42 Action News

    I love it when R’Bender gets fed up with his local news coverage, ‘cause it tends to result in howlingly funny satire on his blog…

    SHARON CHIFFON: Thanks, Rhonda. Still to come on the Channel 42 Action News at 6:00

    [pause while tape rolls]

    SHARON CHIFFON: [behind assorted images of products on shelves] What are the hottest gifts this season? [cut to image of Xbox 360] You’ll be sure to want to stick around [cut to image of an iPod] after the break to find out [cut to image of Bratz dolls] what the good boys and girls will have on Christmas morning.

    TROY MERINGUE: [cut to Troy standing over various important-looking computer monitors wearing the most hideous Christmas tie you’ve ever seen, complete with a blinking light for Rudolph’s nose, that was purchased as a Christmas gift ten years ago by his then five-year-old son, Spence, and Troy still thinks it’s the greatest Christmas tie ever, despite the fact that his now fifteen-year-old, disaffected teenager is utterly and completely embarassed by the fact that not only is his Dad on TV every night, but then he insists on wearing that stupid tie every year and GOD, I can’t WAIT until I’m 18 and then I’m SOOO out of here!] Will we be having a white Christmas this year? We’ll have your seven-day bonus local forecast and maybe we’ll even catch a glimpse of Santa on our radar! More about it coming up.

    [Cut to commercial]

    Go read the whole thing, won’t you? And tell him the waterfowl sent ya.

    Radical Bender: Channel 42 Action News

  • Let the holiday pause… begin…

    Sure, they announced late this morning that we’d be closing shop at 2pm. They needn’t have bothered, really, ‘cause there’s almost nobody here. Going into a three day weekend, arguably the biggest one of the year, is it any surprise that half of the people already have the day off as vacation, another quarter of them are simply playing hooky, and most of the rest are bailing whenever they feel like it?

    Mind you, I’m not complaining one bit. I’m enjoying the peace and quiet. I get to listen to music at whatever volume I like, for instance. Nevermind all the webcomics I’m catching up on.

    This isn’t to say I’ve accomplished nothing today. I solved a moderately strange email problem for one of our jobshare sales teams, upgraded software at the front desk, and… er, rotated backup tapes. Okay, so that’s all I’ve done today. Your point?

    Next week promises to be delightfully dull. Bring it on!

  • Wrong Number Theater Presents…

    [ Ringtone plays on phone. It’s the MIDI version of the theme song to Manatsu no Eve, the so-called “second Tenchi Muyo movie.” This is the ringtone assigned to unknown incoming callers. ]

    “Hello.”

    “Hi, is Jennifer there?”

    “Jennifer who?”

    “I don’t know.”

    “Uh, okay. Well, you’ve reached my cellphone.”

    “Hmm. It does say ‘cellphone’ by this number. I just wanted to know if she’s working today.”

    “Working… where?”

    “Safeway.”

    “Lady, you definitely have the wrong number. Sorry.”

    “Oh, okay.”

    [ Phone call ends. ]

  • Happy Solstice

    The major activities of my day off centered on food. First I took my kids, the ex, and the tadpole out to brunch at The Original Hot Cake House. As a change of pace I even ordered hot cakes!

    Later, I trekked out to Mari & Doug’s place for general hanging out and a nice bit o’ stir-fried goodness. Apparently zucchini is no match for teriyaki sauce. Is there anything that can’t be made tastier with teriyaki sauce? I think not!

    Sure, I could’ve lazed around the house all day. I feel much better about how things turned out, however. I’m such a people person. Who knew?

  • Thanks again, Veritas. Thanks for nothing.

    Once again, Backup Exec is biting me in the ass, figuratively speaking. My main fileserver is running under an abend condition caused by the “agent” software that allows me to get comprehensive backups from that server. During my attempt to upgrade the agent I ran into an annoying problem: The installer insisted that I close the agent software before doing the upgrade, but I’d already done so. I even called the “stop” procedure again just to be sure. No such luck. The same problem came up when I tried to upgrade the email server’s agent, so it’s not just a fluke thing with one machine.

    So let’s see… right now I can’t reliably run a backup on either server until I can reboot them both and install the new software. When will that be happening? Not during business hours, I can assure you. This means I get to come back later tonight and go through this whole install procedure again.

    It’s not quite how I wanted to spend the night before my personal holiday off, but I’m not always given much say in the matter, am I?

  • Color me bashful.

    I experienced something unusual this afternoon: During the off-site department heads’ shindig, I received heartfelt compliments from a couple of important personages I work with/for. The gist is that my efforts to improve the quality of my communication and interpersonal skills over the last couple of years hasn’t gone unnoticed.

    Wow. I didn’t even think I was doing that good of a job at it, really. Apparently a few of my coworkers do. Suddenly I feel a lot better about my job performance; much of the impression I leave on people involves the professional attitude with which I do my job rather than the technical skills I bring to bear, after all. That’s just a fact of human nature. It’s immensely gratifying (and reassuring) to know that I’m making noticeable improvement.

    There’s hope for me yet, perhaps.