In the midst of a useful guide to building a Leap Attack Barbarian, this bit of text appears:

Kung-fu Fighting Space Zombies doesn’t have anything to do with Diablo II, but I think that someone should make a movie called Kung-fu Fighting Space Zombies, because if there ever was a movie called Kung-fu Fighting Space Zombies, I would see that crap like 400 times and I would totally dig it, and also I think that several chicks would dig it, and then I would take them to see Kung-fu Fighting Space Zombies like every single night for years and be all like, “Hey ladies, what’s goin’ on?”

Aw Hell yeah.

Okay, so a Leap Attack Barbarian may not sound like the most-fun-ever way to play Diablo II… but the guide’s certainly clever enough. Oh, and don’t forget:

Finally, perhaps most importantly, and I want you to LISTEN to me here:

Stop saying n00b.

Truer words, my friend, were never electronically displayed…

The Flying Booyaka