I give thanks to fellow waterfowl enthusiast Lonita for pointing me here so I could expand my foreign (and dead) language knowledge with the following phrase:

“Volo anaticulum cumminosam meam!” (“I want my rubber ducky!”)

(It’s from Lonita that the term “Anatidaephobia” has entered my vocabulary, by the way. What is it, you ask? The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.)