Five questions about blogging? On Valentine’s Day? Feh. If I were you, I’d do Mari’s version out of sheer protest.

“So why aren’t you doing Mari’s rendition?” – Because I could get into unspeakable amounts of trouble if I did. Just trust me on this one. This probably doesn’t say anything nice about my life or relationships, but there you go.

“So where’s the much-ballyhoo’d PPF?” – I’m really sorry to have dropped the ball. The last seven days have been sheer bloody murder. I’ll have a chance to work on it this weekend, though, okay? Next Friday. Really.

Now get out there and enjoy your V-Day/Prez-Day weekend. I know I will…