Month: December 2002

  • Work interferes with journal. Film at 11.

    Monday: Spent until almost 2:00 desperately looking for a fix to the AS/400 issue only to find out it was a bad port on the 3Com switch. Unplugging the jack — yes, just unplugging the Cat-5 cable from the switch — caused the switch to fully reset itself. Whoops. The AS/400 is now jacked into a D-Link switch and so far I haven’t heard any complaints since. Could this be the second 3Com to go south this year?

    Tuesday: Department Heads meeting in the morning, Access Control computer rebuild the rest of the day.

    Of course there’s always the usual collection of small fires to fill out any given day. But that’s why you haven’t heard from me this past couple of days. And don’t expect things to get better any time soon.

    Why?

    The Compaqs are coming. The Compaqs are coming. Twenty of them, any time now.

  • The daughter of all games.

    Any computer geek worth his discarded ‘386 carcass knows about Scorched Earth, the self-proclaimed Mother Of All Games. Thanks to an enterprising (or at least supremely inspired) geek over in the U.K., you can play Scorch in glorious 3D!

    No, really. Unlike so many other 2D-to-3D conversions, this one plays almost exactly like the original, and is just as much fun. You simply must try out the 3D version of Funky Bombs.

    Many of the weapons from the later versions of the original game are present in some form, but batteries and the ability to move the tank haven’t been implemented. I’ll be watching the development of this game closely… almost as closely as I watch for the next Diablo II patch.
    Scorched 3D

  • They’re here, staring at me. Waiting.

    Nineteen of the twenty expected new Compaq computers arrived today. (We already knew that the 20th machine was backordered. It’s okay.) They run Windows XP. I need to get them prepped and distributed as soon as I can so I can get back to the PD Streaming Project.

    “But wait! No, really, wait. Sorry, Karel, but you can’t start prepping these machines until tomorrow. You see, the version of Norton AntiVirus you have isn’t recent enough to support XP. You have to wait until morning, by which time the folks at Corporate should have been able to push out the new version to your servers.”

    Tomorrow morning I’ll be hitting the ground running, trying out Tapscan and the other Arbitron software in addition to figuring out the best way to install the Groupwise client. It should be… fun. Yeah, fun. Uh huh.

    Oh yeah, and I’m going to snag one of these bad boys for my own evil purposes. Which is to say, I’m going to keep an XP-based machine on hand so I can learn the ins, outs and quirks. Color me strange but I don’t want to spend the next year making tech support visits where I look like a clueless newbie. I make a fool of myself often enough as it is, you know?

  • A.T.S. Death Pool

    Reprehensible? Probably. Fun? Oh, most definitely. And the fun lasts all year long.
    Amish Tech Support Death Pool

  • But the queens we use would not excite you.

    “So, Karel. Where the hell have you been lately? Four days without an entry?”

    Too busy to write in my journal? Guilty as charged. I don’t like to let things get so far ahead of me, but I’m not going to beat myself up about it either.

    Things have ramped way, way up at work. The in-house streaming project is about halfway done, depending on how you look at it, and suddenly it’s gone from Novelty Project to The CEO Wants It Done Yesterday. In the immortal words of Sam Beckett (the quantum leaper, not that other one), “Oh boy.”

    Add to that the fact that no less than twenty Compaq desktop computers are due to arrive early next week and you can see how busy the rest of December looks for everyone’s favorite little grey duck.

    But wait, there’s more! The computer that manages the access key-card database died Friday (or some time earlier) so we can’t add or remove key-cards from the security system. And that’s not all! The AS/400 started complaining of ethernet hiccups Thursday morning, and as of midday Friday the diagnosis is that there’s a “bad client” on our network somewhere. Guess who gets to go around the building trying to log clients onto the AS/400 until it breaks?

    And each of those four projects is supposedly my Number One Priority. Great, guys. Get me three assistants and I’ll get right on that. Or maybe that, instead. Or perhaps that. Yeah, anyway…

    Early in the week I was shooting the breeze with Gary Hilliard, Market Engineer for Entercom Portland. He’d handed me an unread PC World (or somesuch) and somehow we got on the subject of digital cameras. He offered to loan me his HP PhotoSmart C618 for a week or two. (He wants it back before Christmas. Damn.) I’m getting a kick out of the little machine, though I’m not entirely happy with some of its quirks. Nevermind that the output quality isn’t always stellar, I’m glad just to have the use of the thing for a while. (See the new Gallery for the results.)

    So far I’ve spent about three hours on the reconceptualized new anime music video. My current goal is to build a sort of visual poem out of a few very specific visual sequences from Akira. I suppose I’m trying to break out of the “stick to the original timeline” mentality of my previous three videos. Wish me luck. If this works, it’s going to be far and away the coolest thing I’ve done in AMV creation. If it doesn’t, the video will be nigh-unwatchable. No middle ground, folks, as there were in my previous projects.

    I’ll wrap up by telling you about the coolest part of my week so far. The local grade-school chess clubs met this morning at a pastel-painted school in SE Portland to engage in a mock tournament. The kids were both invited and I wanted to go along, so Wendi dropped us off on her way to go shopping. Also in attendance were the male half of the Bourgo family (Michael and James) and one of Lilith’s “demonspawn.” Michael and I shot the breeze in between my attempts to shoot various attendees.

    With my (borrowed) camera, you silly person. Sheesh. I’m not that antisocial.

    Erica may have been the star of the national shindig back in the spring, but it’s Alex who shone brightest this morning. After seven rounds of play, he stood undefeated with six wins and a draw. He couldn’t quite corner his third victim… er, opponent. Such is life.

    My daughter’s refusal to eat her breakfast may have played a part in her shaky performance. She complained of an inability to concentrate after her first two (victorious) matches. I’m hoping she learned an important lesson today about the correlation between nutrition and performance.

    And now you know where I’ve been all this time. Tomorrow? A long, long day at the office. Wheee!

  • Image Gallery

    Here’s the short version. The longer version will come as part of a rambling Life entry I have yet to type up.

    Gary (Hilliard, one of my bosses) loaned me his HP digital camera for a week or so. I used it. I wanted to share the outcome with the world. I found Gallery. I installed and tweaked same. Pictures were uploaded. (My) Gallery permalink was added to the main site navigation file.

    I now await the flood of adoration for my photographic skills. It should arrive at just about the same time as the flood of adoration for my music video creation skills, I figure.