Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Note To Coworkers: Don’t Lie To Me

    Let me paint you a mental picture. One of our employees is gazing with frustration at his computer screen, on which the contents of his Recycle Bin are displayed instead of the email login prompt he was expecting. In a fit of frustration, he comes to see me.

    “Every time I open Groupwise I get my Recycle Bin.”

    “Wow. That’s weird. Are you sure the icons aren’t on top of one another?” I’ll grant you that it’s unlikely, but it’s the first thing that comes to mind.

    “Nope.”

    “Have you tried clicking and dragging the Groupwise icon somewhere else on your screen to be sure?”

    “Yep, I’ve done that.”

    BZZZT! Wrong answer! There’s no way in hell the co-irker in question, technophobe that he is, would have tried that. Sorry, but when you try to make yourself look smart while I’m tossing out non-obvious solutions (my brain’s funny that way, I tend to think of the weirdest possible fix first, then the obvious stuff later), all you’re going to do is prove that you’re a dumbass.

    So I trucked over to his desk. Sure enough, the Recycle Bin is open… and there’s a blinking taskbar item indicating that yes, indeed, Groupwise’s login prompt is awaiting input.

    Here’s what happened: See, it turns out that Novell’s ZENworks has a quirk under XP and 2000. When you launch a ZEN icon, keyboard focus is then kicked back to the desktop. So when you don’t notice this, blindly type your password (and said password starts and ends with the letter ‘r’, as in ‘recycle bin’), then hit “enter” when you’re done… what do you suppose is going to open up?

    Yeah. So now he knows what everyone else in the building knows, namely that you have to click on the login prompt before typing your password. Sheesh.

  • Note To Self: Stupidity Hurts

    When you’re busy chucking old, useless CDs from their jewel cases, avoid trying to be clever while snapping shut said jewel cases. For instance, doing so one-handed may result in pinching the flesh of your palm in the hinge.

    Freakin’ ow. You wouldn’t think you could break skin by pinching yourself with a CD case, but… well, take it from me. You can.

    I’m such a klutz…

  • I am not a pet, mind you.

    It’s a children’s book, really.

    No, really, I’ve got nothing to add to this. Snark amongst yourselves. Me, I’m just getting my daily entry out of the way, and I’m too zonked out (feeling like thirty three and a third in a forty five RPM world) to come up with real content…

  • Filler Entries Are Fun

    We went north, we ate food, we chatted, we slept, we ate and chatted some more, we drove home.

    Oh, I took some pictures. They’ll show up in the gallery as soon as I have a stretch of time that isn’t in-freaking-sane in which to process them.

    Today? Not a good day, by most measures of such things. Le sigh. It wasn’t all bad, but it sure as heck wasn’t all good…

  • Brief Trip North

    So a group of us are heading up to Seattle for a nice overnight visit and party and such. I’m bringing my camera, so if all goes well there’ll be pictures once I get back.

    Don’t get into too much trouble while I’m gone, okay? Thanks.

  • Search Engine Funtime

    Now that the new server has stabilized, and now that I’ve switched from the not-updated-since-August-2003 Analog to the bright and new AWStats for website reporting, I can relax and do fun things like dig through this month’s search queries for nuggets of bloggy goodness.

    The anime site is generating its fair share of traffic, especially from fans of Popotan, Stellvia, Bottle Fairy and Mai Hime. Oddly enough, nobody used any inappropriate search phrases in that category this time around. (Whew.)

    I can’t say the same about whoever found me by searching for “peter pan slash fiction.” Ewww. Just, ewww. Oh, and if you’re searching for “google” on Google, you need professional help. And the less said about “penis sizes for a 15 year old,” the better.

    I’m surprised that the “Sorry Everybody” site (scroll down if you’re that curious, though one would think everyone’s seen it by now) generated so much traffic to this page. I mean, it’s not like people come here for compelling spiffy new meme-like stuff. But hey, whatever works. I even earned a couple of semi-spammy comments from it.

    One wonders what spurs someone to search for “mormon tractor trailer rig.” Hmm.

    I don’t know if I can help you “troubleshoot pumpkin pie not set up,” but if you give me said pumpkin pie I’ll be willing to give it a taste. Er, try. *cough*

    Workplace entries, particularly personality-specific posts, generate some traffic. People still want to know about Marconi and Tiny, and wonder if I have any new anecdotes about Daria O’Neil, and so on. The answer in both cases is “no,” which is fortunate or unfortunate depending on your point of view.

    And for the very, very small handful of you who were looking for the Tenchi Muyo Thumbnail Theater and the Past, Present, Future archives… all I can say is, if you’ll pardon the phrase, “Sorry everybody!”