Author: Karel Kerezman

  • A rather bumpy ride.

    It took three buses to get me to work this morning.

    What happened to the first bus, the #9, you ask? I noticed as I boarded that it looked a bit off-kilter, but didn’t actually worry about it. A few blocks down, we hit a couple of mild bumps. Normally when a bus hits a bumpy stretch there’s some gentle bouncing and mild creaking of suspension, and that’s all she wrote.

    Not today.

    Bump! Bang! Bump! Bounce! Bang! Bounce! Bang!

    Whoah. It didn’t take long to realize that the suspension for the back half of the bus was completely shot. We bounced and banged along until we reached the Rose Quarter transit center, at which point the driver asked us all to exit the vehicle. Nobody really had a problem with that.

    I, however, was the only one other than the driver to really take a good look at the outside of the bus afterward. The body was dramatically slouched, practically sitting directly on the right rear wheels… if I knew more about such things I’d say that the suspension there had completely given way. I didn’t have time to snap a picture, though, as a #8 arrived just then and I wanted to get downtown quickly for a spot of breakfast.

    Turns out I was too late for that, but oh well…

  • A day of hiding. I mean, rest.

    I went to bed early last night, and slept in late this morning. I accomplished almost nothing of consequence throughout the day, even going so far as to deliberately avoid online activity other than checking my email a few times.

    So what did I do all day? I finished reading George R. R. Martin’s “A Game of Thrones,” which turned out to be quite the solid piece of work. I watched “The Bourne Identity” for the first time. I watched several episodes of “Bleach” and one of “Hikaru no Go.” In fact, I spent a lot of time downstairs, some of it tinkering with the Meedio computer and some of it actually watching shows with it. In the evening, the usual gaming buddies came over so we played “Evo” and “Settlers of Catan.” As usual, I lost both games. No biggie, though, since I had fun playing. That’s what it’s about, yes?

    What didn’t I do? Oddly enough, I managed not to stress (overmuch) about the moderately hellish workdays I have before me, or about my relationship stuff, or finances, or any of that. My biggest stressors today were a quirk with the downstairs computer (turned out to be a broken Meedio theme, argh) and a very sore shoulder (which was a large part of why I spent most of the day offline… typing and gaming when your shoulder’s screaming isn’t my idea of fun).

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to listen to some music and seek the comfort of my bed. I have a long day ahead of me. At least now I feel rested enough to take it on…

  • …and to all, a good night.

    Say what you will about what the day has become over the years. Today’s as good a day as any to light a candle rather than curse the darkness. Maybe that’s what it’s really all about, when you get right down to it. After all, it is just past the winter solstice, the day of least sunshine. Perhaps we share a primal need to think about goodness and light when the world’s gone dim.

    What does it mean to me, this holiday? It means little enough, but since the vast majority of folks want to make a big deal about the day, then I guess I’ll spend some time pondering my place in the world, how much I care about my fellow humans, and all of that.

    Don’t worry, I won’t waste your time or mine with writing any of those ponderings down. It’s enough for you to know that I have spent some time pondering.

    Merry Christmas to all…

  • Dead Pool Referrals

    What? You mean you’re a blogger who hasn’t signed up for the Dead Pool 2005? Well heck, hurry up and pick your fifteen names! You’ve only got a week left, after all.

    Oh, and when you sign up, tell ‘em GreyDuck sent you.

    (This message couldn’t possibly be brought to you by the fact that there’s a referral contest going on. Nope. No way. Nothing doing. This message is, however, brought to you by alert reader Charles Fisher. Thanks, Charles!)

  • A quick tip for returning visitors

    If you’re still seeing the border around the center column, and there’s no pretty picture above the new logo, make sure to refresh your browser window. Holding down ‘Ctrl’ and tapping the ‘R’ on your keyboard usually does the trick. If it doesn’t, then you’ll need to clear your cache somehow.

    I only mention it because I’ve been taking all sorts of queries in the last two days from people who tell me “it looks all messed up,” or some variant thereof.

  • Redesign, long overdue.

    I’ve been moderately discontent with the website design here for well over a year. One thing I believed the site needed was some actual imagery, and yesterday I came across some nifty PHP code that allowed me to display a randomly selected image.

    My first attempt involved just tucking a rectangular image in the upper left corner, and adjusting a few things around it to make it fit. It was a fine bit of geek-fu, but Dawn pointed out what it looked like: an ugly, geeky hack. The layout was completely destroyed by this monstrosity I’d perched on its corner.

    After considerable discussion and tinkering and websurfing, I set upon the path to what you see now. I removed the border around the center content. (Internet Exploder never rendered it correctly anyway, showing a thick black border where a grooved grey border should have been.) I extended the center column upward. I added a relatively subtle tiled background to the sides. I created a logo. And then, I put the image rotator code back into service as the background for the page element in which the logo lives. Other bits of tinkering included moving the random tagline and rearranging the navigation columns.

    What I have now… ain’t half bad. In fact, I’m quite pleased. A heartfelt “Thank You!” to Dawn for helping me realize this new design!