Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Curse of the Golden Flower

    We managed to miss seeing it in the theater, so Kyla picked this one up on DVD a while back. Last night we made time to take it in. And oh, there’s so much to take in!

    “Curse of the Golden Flower” is an expensive and beautiful Chinese film portraying an imperial family that, to put it simply, is one hell of a mess. The Emperor, his three sons, his consort, and the family of his key physician are almost the entirety of the cast… if you set aside the small army of servants and large army of… well, soldiers. I’ll try not to spoil much of the plot, but suffice to say that nobody has truly clean hands among the royal family.

    The trailers make this movie look like just another pretty, wire-fu spectacle starring Chow Yun Fat. In fact the martial arts action is quite limited, and appropriately so. What we get instead is a slow-boiling cauldron of familial frustration, plots and counterplots, and a peel-the-layers sense that these people are all quite dreadfully messed up and miserable. As all hell finally breaks loose we’re treated to a series of action set pieces slightly more grounded in reality than one would expect, and it’s all the more effective for the restraint. (“House of Flying Daggers,” by comparison, becomes so completely absurd in this regard that the dramatic, tragic ending is thoroughly weakened because the audience’s suspension of disbelief is trampled beyond repair.)

    In the meantime there’s plenty of good performances and outstanding costumes and sets to gaze upon. Seriously, this is a lavishly gorgeous film that you could run with the sound and subtitles off just for the sake of feasting on the eye candy. Apparently this is the most expensive Chinese feature film to date, and there’s no doubt that every penny of the cost made it to the screen.

    If you’re remotely interested in Asian cinema, “Curse” should be on your “to see” list even if you don’t end up purchasing a copy. It’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, and even someone who enjoys these movies as much as I do probably won’t watch it often. We’re not talking about a cheerful and uplifting film, after all, but Chinese actions dramas rarely feature happy endings. Still, this is a better movie sporting more depth than I originally expected, and is definitely worth the time.

    I leave you with this parting thought: When in doubt, bet on the assassins with the chain-sickles. Those guys kick ass.

  • Meedio to Yahoo to MeediOS

    Some time back, Yahoo purchased Meedio and turned it into Yahoo Go TV, with some of the better features removed and a few of their own grafted on. Then they mothballed it.

    Meedio as a product is dead, but apparently enough people use it and love it that there’s a community dedicated to plugin and add-on development as well as to recreating the product entirely.

    So, for the sake of remembering where to look the next time I get a chance to build a HTPC unit… MeediOS.

  • All I wanted was some bread, man.

    Considering my rather upset tummy yesterday, I figured that I’d try to eat a relatively mild lunch today. My first thought was to head over and grab a bagel at Starbucks, but as I walked that direction it occurred to me that I could instead swing by Pizza Schmizza for some breadsticks.

    Denied. The line at Schmizza was almost out the door. I went back to my original plan of a bagel and cup of cocoa.

    Denied. The Starbucks nearest to my workplace doesn’t sell bagels, and the pastries weren’t at all what I had in mind… and probably not a wise choice all things considered. I decided to hit the deli at Albertson’s for a fresh sandwich.

    Denied. After waiting several minutes for anybody at all to come see if any customers needed help and then being told that it would be eight to ten minutes before I could get a simple cold-cuts sandwich, I gave up and went in search of the bakery.

    Success! Some twenty minutes after leaving the office, I returned with two fresh bagels, some cream cheese spread and a small carton of chocolate milk.

    So far, so good… my body is behaving itself. Let’s hope that remains the case, shall we?

  • Big Block o’ Icons… auf Deutsch!

    The list of available selections is somewhat arbitrary, but the results are still mildly amusing:

    POWERED BY PUBLICONS.DE

    Keep in mind that if you decide to make your own, you’ll be dealing with German-language instructions. Your mileage may vary.

  • Life’s funny that way.

    Here’s one way in which my life is terribly amusing.

    I was heading over to Kyla’s place after work yesterday to watch Doctor Who and have dinner. Figuring that showing up empty-handed might lack style, I went to the grocery store and picked up beverages and a loaf of french bread.

    Guess who was in the same checkout line, two people ahead of me? Guess who was also buying beverages and french bread?

    That’s the funny way my life tends to go.

    In other news, I have a new mattress set. Getting used to it has taken a few nights, but it’s ever-so-comfy! Maybe this will help with my ongoing sleep problems.

    I spent a lot of time in bed today, however, because for some reason my innards decided to rebel overnight and all through the day. Bleah.

    And that’s all the news that’s fit to print. I won’t promise more frequent updates, because I seem to keep breaking those promises…

  • Stream-Of-Happiness

    (An entire week went by? Ack!)

    It’s late and I should get into bed, but here’s a stream-of-consciousness barrage of the good things that filled most (or at least some) of the last ten days: BT’s “Emotional Technology”, Epic Super Munchkin Bites, The Art of the Catapult, The World Forestry Center, Scorched Earth 3D, steak, the Eden Trial, Doctor Who, Apocalyptica, pizza, A.E.I.O.U., Koyaanisqatsi, orange creme Hershey’s Kisses candy, Object Desktop, cocoa, and the company of good people.

    Because dwelling on the good stuff is healthier than the alternative, usually.