Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Spelling FAIL

    I submitted these pics to the English Fail Blog, but given how lousy of a camera my phone turned out to be, I’m not surprised that they weren’t accepted. In the interests of sharing, however, I put the pics into my own gallery.

    First up: If you’re going to make a cheap knock-off (**) of a cheap and silly bumper sticker, you should at least get the spelling right…

    And then: Over the years, TriMet went from a “rear doors are opened by the driver” to a “rear doors are pushed open by the riders when the light turns green” system. Some of the older buses, however, don’t support the push-to-open trick. Thus we have new signage for old buses. Too bad nobody at TriMet knows how to proofread…

    This little exercise has taught me something, though. I clearly need to own a real camera again.

    (** – According to this eBay posting, what we’re seeing is “the original printing…from the 80’s.” Uh huh. Sure it is.)

  • Summer Music Project 2008: Week Seven

    Usually I take a slightly unusual path to finding and following a particular musical act. To the older “progressive” bands from the UK I’m a latecomer, and to the Japanese performers I’m a foreigner. In the case of Midnight Oil, however, I’m like a lot of American fans from the mid-80’s: I heard “Beds Are Burning” on the radio and became curious about this politically-motivated band from Australia. “The Dead Heart” hooked me even deeper, and giving their Diesel and Dust album a full listen made me a fan for life. It is still, arguably, their finest album. They’ve written fantastic songs before and since, but Diesel and Dust is entirely brilliant and timeless.

    Naturally, then, I won’t be playing any songs therefrom. Call me perverse if you must.

    What you’re getting instead are a track each from 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 (the very second music CD I purchased), Redneck Wonderland and Earth and Sun and Moon. I recommend working outward, chronologically, both directions from Diesel and Dust if you want to get “into” the Oils. A couple of steps forward and backward through their catalog will take you to two of the three albums listed above (barring EPs and live records, that is). Redneck Wonderland comes a bit later and takes getting used to, as it’s considerable harder in tone early on than much of the material from the previous few albums.

    So without further ado, please enjoy “Short Memory,” “Seeing Is Believing” and “My Country.”

    I think it’s time for more bouncy pop music next week, don’t you?

  • Small Tweaks, Big Boost

    I noticed Thursday evening, while working on the two mixes, that this site was loading very slowly. I removed some plugins and dynamically generated content to compensate but that only made things tolerable instead of actually peppy.

    This morning the page load timed out just trying to get to the WordPress “dashboard,” so I dug in deeper and researched the problem. Restarting Apache (something I should’ve done Thursday night as soon as I noticed the problem) made a night-and-day difference in performance. Based on my research I’ve also tuned Apache’s configuration to better utilize timeout values and keep-alives. As a brute-force measure I’m also restarting Apache every week; that should clear out a lot of cruft and clutter in processes and memory that accumulates and bogs the system down.

    A server admin’s work is never done… and that’s just the way I like it. Good for you, eh?

  • Summer Music Project 2008: Week Six

    This week’s musical selection is one of those acts that most people think peaked and went away within a few short years back in the ’80s. While the case could be made that they’re not as commercially successful in the “hit records” sense nowadays, they’re still packing ’em in on the dance floors, not to mention collaborating with musical stars both new and old.

    Coming up with an approach to the Pet Shop Boys mix stymied me for days. This evening I had almost settled on starting with the single version of “Left To My Own Devices” from 1988 when I realized that the song is twenty years old and counts among their early material. That’s when I decided to look at what albums came out when, and the solution finally presented itself as I noticed that Please, Bilingual and Fundamental are spaced at a ten year interval. (What? Bilingual is twelve years old now? That can’t be right…)

    Please enjoy, in chronological order, the songs “Tonight Is Forever,” “Up Against It” and “Integral.”

    That last track is a bit sociopolitical in lyrical tone, which leads rather neatly into our next musical selection. Join us for a trip Down Under next week…

  • Too Too Too Too

    This isn’t part of anything, nor is it meant to have meaning, nor does it flow very well in a musical fashion. I’m inflicting it upon the world anyway, at least the part of the world curious enough to give it a listen.

    I was walking to the MAX station after work and The Church’s “Much Too Much” came on, followed by Genesis’ “Feeding the Fire,” which includes the lyrics, “Well I have seen you stung by poisonous flies / And you suffer much too much from their bites.” I realized that not only was that a nifty coincidence born of random song selections, but I happen to have a string of songs with a similar, connectable title scheme.

    I give you, therefore, a mix which could be titled “Much Too Much Too Many Too Many Too Many Too Many People.” (I tacked the Pet Shop Boys track on because… well, the Genesis track is painfully ’70s. Trust me. I’d rather end on a high note than leave the title theme unbroken.)

    Don’t worry. The Project entry is in the works even as I take a break to type this up…

  • Think of it as a compromise on NaNoWriMo.

    In a flash of crazed, half-asleep inspiration, my next ambitious project just came to mind. It pushes me in a desirable direction, it’s a bit “multimedia” even though that buzzword went out of style ages ago, and I’ll have to work just that much harder to pull it off versus the effort I’m putting into my Summer Music Project. One should challenge oneself, I’ve been told.

    So here’s the idea: What if I wrote a serialized story that came with its own soundtrack?

    To pull this off I’ll have to put together more prep work than I’ve done for the Summer Project. I’ll need a plot outline and a list of appropriate songs. At least I won’t need any additional hardware. I might try some new software, though.

    Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe I’ll give up on this idea like I’ve done with so many others in my life. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll pull this off and build up the confidence to try something bigger…