Category: Linkage

  • Interesting reading about spam

    If you’re wondering about the state of email spam filtering, here’s a relatively positive outlook on the subject.

    Rewriting the spam in less spammy language is the only one of these strategies likely to succeed. But this takes a lot of work. It may not even be possible for some spams. How do you rewrite a mortgage spam without using terms like “refinance” (.9612), “lenders” (.9862), or “mortgage” (.9995)? And remember, whatever euphemisms you use, they have to be different from the ones used by every mortgage spammer before you. Surely at this point it would be less work for the spammer to switch to some more legitimate business.

    That’s an important consideration. If the only way to get past Bayesian filters is to write spams more cleverly, we’ve made spamming a lot harder, because we’ve shifted the burden of cleverness from the few comparatively smart people who write spamware to the large number of stupider people who write the spams.

    Go forth and be enlightened, o fellow sufferer of email spam.

    So Far, So Good

  • Cyborg me, baby.

    According to the Cyborg Name Generator, I am…

    K.A.R.E.L.: Kinetic Artificial Repair and Exploration Lifeform

    Go on, find out what your Cyborg Name is.

    Cyborg Name Generator

  • On my birthday…

    I was given the link below so I could discover what interesting things may have happened on my birthday (this coming Monday, if you must know).

    Wonderful. I share a birthday with Gary Numan, Mickey Dolenz and Alan “Skipper” Hale, Jr. Funny, I was just watching the MST3K of Giant Spider Invasion recently…

    Then again I also share a birthday with Lynn Redgrave, Kathy Ireland and Andrea “Miss Parker” Parker, so it’s not all bad. (So I’m a Pretender fan. Your point?)

    My birthday also seems to mark any number of nuclear tests, in addition to the last television appearance of the Marx Brothers. Hmm.

    Birthday Event Database

  • Links from Benjamin

    I’ll just run down a series of emails Ben sent me recently… because right now I’m in no (mental) condition to write anything of my own here.

    “Another gem from James Lileks, creator of the Institute of Official Cheer.”

    “Too…funny…hurts…”

    “And yes, this one is a joke.”

    And in closing,

    “I was right, civilization has collapsed and we are bacteria feeding upon its decaying corpse. The proof of this colossal philosophical and social analysis?

    Puma Man: The Action Figure.”

  • Edward Elric’s Inbox

    Found at Spokey Dokey

    … have you ever wondered what the Fullmetal Alchemist’s email inbox looks like?

  • Meatspace

    Here’s a short, pricelessly funny bit of SciFi.
    They’re Made Out Of Meat