• Satisfactory: Trigon, Take Me Away

    I’m choosing to look at the upsides, here.

    Satisfactory video game screenshot: The objectives status display showing that 738 out of the required 1000 Nuclear Pasta are already loaded into the Space Elevator, and the Peak Efficiency milestone materials only need ~1500 more Alclad Aluminum Sheets and ~6600 more Iron Plates.

    As of midday today I make the parts required to place the fastest belts the game has to offer. (Once I can unlock them… 10,000 iron plates? Really, game?) For bonus points I would also like to note that I’m nearly finished making all of the Nuclear Pasta I’ll ever need in the entire game, at which point I’ll be able to repurpose that entire massive copper ingot setup from a couple weeks ago.

    I’ll unlock those Mk6 belts eventually.

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  • See The Dinosaurs In Your Chevrolet

    Someone on one or another of the social media feeds I half-heartedly track nowadays mentioned having the iconic Jurassic Park theme in their head for whatever reason, and suddenly in my head I heard Dinah Shore singing.

    Look, I’m just sayin’. Once you hear it, you can’t unhear it.

  • Satisfactory: Build It Again, SAM

    This is… not how I expected to spend my Sunday morning.

    Please allow me to explain.

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  • Satisfactory: Phase 4 The Easy Way

    Last week I completed production on the second-to-last thing I need to make all four Phase 4 shipment products. This week I completed the actual facilities which are manufacturing all four Phase 4 shipment products. Just a few hours of work… if you don’t think too long or hard about the fact that I’m at 219 hours into this save and there’s about an hour to go before I pull the lever to send everything skyward.

    Yes, one of my actual goals this save is to give myself a grand view from the balcony of the Hub’s platform. So far: So good.

    But I’m going to rest on my laurels for a moment anyway.

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  • SNMP: One Of These Words Is A Lie

    Every few years over the past entire quarter damned century I find myself wrestling with how to monitor non-Windows devices. Every time I try using some form of SNMP-based system. Every time I end up with something either barely-workable or non-functional.

    This go-around came about because after we left ConnectWise Automate for NinjaOne (née Ninja RMM) we lost the ability to monitor our clients’ NAS devices via SNMP. Let’s be clear: Automate’s implementation was solidly in the “barely-workable” category… but it did work. Just, barely.

    Yes, we made the change-over last year. Yes, I’m just now getting to this. We’ve had a lot going on.

    I went into this project with more than the usual amount of optimism. NinjaOne very specifically notes that they support QNAP and Synology devices in their NMS (network monitoring system), so how hard could this possibly be to get working?

    So, spoilers: It doesn’t work.

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  • Satisfactory: Out Of Control (Rods)

    With last week’s power plant completion I was nearly at the point of kicking off production of the various Phase 4 space elevator shipment parts.

    Nearly.

    Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like Hub.

    The only remaining part not already in production was the modest but expensive Electromagnetic Control Rod. So, armed with a few key alternate recipes and the knowledge of exactly where I wanted to construct the factory, I set to work… after complicating the task by doing some math and making a big decision.

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