• Linux geek humor

    This bit of humor from a Slashdot discussion of things Linus Torvalds has merged into the new 2.5.x-series development Linux kernels:

    Linus Torvalds Merges Self with Tree!!

    CYBERSPACE, USA – In a freak accident at Transmeta World Headquarters this afternoon, famed programmer Linus Torvalds — creator of the Linux operating system kernel — accidentally merged himself into the kernel’s dev tree. When reached for comment, Torvalds seemed only able to respond with “Power overwhelming.”

    Alan Cox, another prominent GNU/Linux programmer said he thought the merging — though accidental — was a good thing. “Now that [Linus]is actually in the kernel he can take advantage of Linux’s multitasking and actually handle the work-load that he has. This is a really good thing for the community.” Added Cox, “It’s also pretty [freaking] weird.”

    Thank you, “Pedro Picasso.”
    Slashdot: Linus Merges ALSA…

  • It’s V-Day, and love is in the air and on the nets.

    What does a geek do when he’s in love and one of the head honchos of one of the most trafficked websites in all of geekdom?

    He pops the question on Valentine’s Day right there on the website, that’s what. Kinda cute, really. Say it with me, “Awwwww!”

  • Humpday cleared once again

    Just another wonderful Wednesday here at ol’ Entercom Portland. I spent a lot of time hunched over various laptops today, mostly installing and configuring various software. It’s a lot better than spending a day troubleshooting random errors, that’s for damned sure.

    I’d have gone hungry today but for the sake of some kind soul who shared some Papa John’s pizza with the crew. Yum, thinly-sliced pizza-pie! Thanks, anonymous contributor!

    I worked on Mike Johnson’s little Packard Bell some more, solving the mystery FDISK problem among other things. Turns out to have been a combination of a non-DOS partition and having the HP CD-R drive active. Later on I discovered that one of the RAM sticks from that old DubEdit 1 Enco workstation was unreliable.

    The KNRK morning show may, in the morning, be attempting to use NetMeeting to coordinate caller information and other tidbits. They’ll be operating in more than one studio, possibly, so if the NetMeeting trick works I’ll have made a major contribution to the smooth operation of the Gustav and Daria show. Keep your fingers crossed, eh?

    I’ll be in kind of late tomorrow, I have a hair appointment at 9:00am. Like you needed to know that.

  • A whirled of possibilities

    Every now and then someone decides to really take an idea and run with it, just to show how it can be done. In this case, Daily CSS Fun is a project devoted to showcasing how really, really good layout can be achieved entirely through Cascading Style Sheets manipulation. More to the point, how the exact same HTML document can be displayed in a dizzying variety of ways simply by modifying the linked stylesheet.

    I know how I’m spending my February allotment of geekery: ripping apart this guy’s stylesheets!
    placenamehere meets neuralust

  • A non-McCaffrey book review at last

    Having put this off for a week or two now, I figured that a quiet half-hour this afternoon was a good opportunity to purge this bit of unpleasantness from my system. Today I tackle the miscarriage of fantasy writing that is The Redemption Of Althalus by David and Leigh Eddings.

    Read on, gentle viewer.
    Redemption Of Althalus review

  • The Redemption Of Althalus

    A few years ago I picked up a little paperback titled Pawn of Prophecy. I enjoyed the characterization, I liked the handling of what could have been an overdone plot (the quest for the powerful bauble), and I loved the dialog. Many books later, I cherish the Belgariad and Malloreon series as some of my favorite light fantasy reading. I also enjoy the Elenium and Tamuli trilogies, though at a lesser degree and for different reasons.

    It was with a certain amount of trepidation that I approached the reading of The Redemption Of Althalus, a one-off fantasy work representing the latest efforts by the Eddings pair. So how is Althalus, you ask? In a word, underwhelming. If you want more words, I’d simply say, “Go read the Tamuli instead.” Or even better, “Go read the Belgariad instead.”

    Here’s the book summary: Wisecracking thief pairs up with sensual overbearing goddess, collects motley crew of lesser heroes to handily defeat ill-defined enemy forces, continually engaging in occasionally-witty banter and unsurprising character revelations. Oh yeah, they have nearly total freedom to move in time and space. And the climax of the story is a kind of insane Mobius strip finale that wraps up so very tidily that you wonder what the hell all the fuss was about in the first place.

    If you’ve read previous Eddings material, you’ll recognize almost everything in this book, and you’ll actually resent what little has been added. It’s as though they deliberately took the weakest parts of the earlier works and melded them with a truly offensive Plot Device. Okay, so the interpersonal stuff is at least as fun to read as anything else they’ve done, but it simply cannot carry an otherwise lifeless story.

    I suppose we should all be thankful that they only wrote one book in this new world. I’d have been truly angry to have finished a trilogy full of this nonsense.