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Month: August 2017

How I Spent My Summer (2017) Vacation

I didn’t think much of it at the time. “Hey, the Pacific Science Center has an exhibit about the Terracotta Warriors.” “Oh, that sounds neat.”

Some days later: “You need to put in for three days off in early August.” “Why’s that?” “Remember that exhibit I told you about?” “Ah. Neat!”

So last Wednesday morning, we departed by train for Seattle.

Looking north from the railroad bridge over the Willamette toward the lovely St Johns Bridge

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3WA 2017 #32: Grenadier

On the one hand, this week’s pick is utterly and patently ridiculous.

On the other hand, it is gloriously ridiculous.

What is it?

Grenadier is a 12-episode anime series based (with strong plot divergence, mind you) on a manga series.

What kind of story is it?

A ridiculously skilled gunslinger who aims to bring peace to the land meets up with a samurai who hates guns and those who use them. Adventures and hi-jinks ensue along the way to a final showdown against an evil mastermind.

They’re an odd couple, it’s true.

Oh, and the gunslinger reloads her revolver by bouncing bullets out of her cleavage. I’m not making this up.

Why do you like it?

I know what you’re thinking: “Boobs, hurr hurr.” No, that’s not it. Grenadier is a show with one good big idea and a lot of silly little ideas, and it’s fun to watch. Rushuna, our lead, has a big heart and is dedicated to bettering herself, with a goal of no longer needing to shoot people to make the world nicer and safer.

In the meantime, Rushuna will definitely shoot lots of people. But no killing!

The rest of the cast is entertaining and the action (while ridiculous) is fun as well.

What might one not like about it?

Yes, the show is centered on a nearly textbook instance of a “ditzy blonde.” Yes, the show portrays the laws of physics almost as rigorously as a classic Looney Tunes short. I can deny neither of these facts.

I also cannot deny the volume and quantity of boobs. This might be off-putting to you.

Other thoughts about it?

One particular fight between two pistol-wielders in this show owes its existence to the movie Equilibrium. And I mean that as a point in the show’s favor.

Maybe I’m biased but I think Setsuna is easier on the eyes than Christian Bale.

Where can I watch it?

Unfortunately, you’re stuck hunting down a DVD copy if you really want to take in this little slice of wackiness. Sorry about that!

3WA 2017 #31: How To Train Your Dragon

Of the tropes which feature heavily in the entertainment I enjoy most, such as “magical girls” and “superheroes” and “giant robots,” one particular important element has yet to appear during this project: Dragons.

Until now.

Now THAT is a heckuva dragon.

(No, Yona doesn’t really count: Her dragons are humans with magical blood in them. No, GATE doesn’t really count either: Only the one dragon and it’s purely an antagonist.)

What is it?

How To Train Your Dragon is, for our purposes, an animated feature film ever-so-loosely based upon a children’s book. It spawned sequels and specials and TV series. We’re sticking to the first movie (mostly) in this entry, however.

What kind of story is it?

It’s a lot of “the hero’s journey” blended with fantastical elements with a strong undercurrent of “can’t we all just get along.” Young Hiccup wants to prove his worth to his father and to the village of Berk in general. Because one particular attempt to do so goes spectacularly awry, he’s set on the path to greatness by way of solving Berk’s ongoing dragon problem.

Stoick is a Viking’s Viking. Hiccup… somewhat less so.

Why do you like it?

The writing is snappy, the story is engaging… but let’s be honest, mostly it’s the dragons. Everything else is just a bonus.

You know what they say: The way to a dragon’s heart is through its stomach.

Also, this movie features one of my favorite lines of sardonic dialog in all of cinema: “Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.”

What might one not like about it?

Being structured as a hero’s journey plot, let alone a modern animated movie aimed at children, HTTYD is fairly predictable in trajectory. The surprises you’re in for aren’t of the “what happens next” variety.

These people seem quite surprised though.

Other thoughts about it?

At the risk of spoiling a wholly unsurprising plot point of barely-medium-level importance, the boy gets the girl in the end. But here’s something I like: In the second movie, they don’t reset the relationship and force the boy to re-get the girl. They’re a pair, the relationship is portrayed as “here are two people who like each other and have learned each other’s quirks,” and that is amazing. So many sequels want to reset the relationship from the last movie so they can recycle the relationship drama. That HTTYD2 doesn’t is just so damned refreshing. (Oh yeah, I recommend the second movie. It’s still a sequel, but it’s a fairly good one.)

Where can I watch it?

As of this writing, it’s available as a streaming rental from most of the usual suspects. You should just buy it on Blu-Ray though, really. Would I steer you wrong?

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