Author: Karel Kerezman

  • Spider-Man

    Here’s one of those “genre films” that a lot of fanboys like myself have been looking forward to for months… nay, years. In many ways Spider-Man has been our last, best hope to see a good movie based on a Marvel comics title. X-Men, after all, could have just been a fluke.

    I’m pleased to say that Spider-Man, the movie, does not suck.

    Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve already been inundated with hype and info and imagery and so on. I’ll spare you things you don’t need me to tell you.

    Here’s what works about the movie:

    • Yes, Tobey does an outstanding job. He absolutely picks up this movie and carries it on his back from start to finish. Spectacular work.
    • The interpersonal drama outweighs the fancy CGI and fight choreography. It really does. If it didn’t, the last scene wouldn’t have worked at all. (No, I’m not giving that away, even though it gets spoiled in a lot of other reviews.)
    • Willem Dafoe manages to work some subtlety into what would normally be Just Another Nickelson’s Joker Ripoff.
    • There were very few played-for-laughs moments. In a weird sort of way, this makes great sense. We’re watching an origin story, and while Spider-Man is one of the original wisecracking superheroes he doesn’t quite evolve to that point in this film. We’ll probably see more of that in movies to come.
    • Setup. There’s an awful lot of setup, both blatant and subtle, for future Spidey films. Listen for the name of the place Peter gets fired from on account of poor attendance.
    • The organic webshooters. As used in this movie, it works. It breaks from canon, but it works.

    Here’s what doesn’t (quite) work:

    • Danny Elfman’s score. Soulless. Lifeless. A vague pastiche of everything else he’s ever done. Just about the only good thing I can say about it is that it never once gets in the way of the movie. I dare anyone to pick out a real melodic sequence out of that awful score. I dare anyone to remember any given series of notes. It’s that lame, folks.
    • Kirsten Dunst. Bless her soul, it’s not really her fault that MJ didn’t have much more to do in this film than to bounce from rich brat to rich brat and get saved a few times by His Spideyness. While she’s the center of Peter Parker’s emotional existence, only a few times does she appear to have the strength or depth of character to deserve it. Again, not the fault of the actress, and she does have a few moments in the film that indicate possible greatness in future films.
    • Some of the CGI is a bit obvious. It doesn’t detract from the movie too much, and is probably kind of unavoidable, but every so often there’s a jarring “Ah, that’s CGI” bit that takes you out of the movie for a moment. Luckily the movie pulls you right back in again, but you shouldn’t have left in the first place.
    • The organic webshooters. (On both sides of the coin, yes.) My objection isn’t that it breaks from canon, but that we lose the opportunity to see that Peter Parker really is a science whiz. We sure hear about it often enough, but at no point is it actually evident. The screen time used to show him getting the hang of the organic webshooters could have been used to show him developing the mechanical/chemical ‘shooters.

    Overall, it’s a great superhero movie and a better-than-average movie in its own right. If you like “genre” films in the least, you owe it to yourself to catch a showing. As for the Kerezman clan, my son Alexander stated halfway through that “we have to buy this when it comes out.” And he was saying this during one of the better Peter/MJ scenes in the movie, so it wasn’t just a reaction to the cool fight sequences. That’s my boy!

  • Snip. Snip.

    I’ve put it off long enough. With all the stupid things I’m willing to talk about on this site, it’s kind of crazy that I waited until now for this topic.

    Tomorrow morning at about 7:30, I’m due for a bilateral vasectomy. That’s right, we’re taking the last step towards having no more children. How do I feel about this? Before this morning I was completely fine, no worries. Today I’m stressing out like crazy. It’s probably a delayed reaction.

    By this time tomorrow, of course, I won’t have to be stressed anymore. The procedure is very quick and simple, so I’ll be spending most of my day relaxing (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) at home. Hey, I might even be online. Stranger things have happened.

    I’m also taking this as an excuse for a four-day weekend. I could probably return to work Monday without problems, but why not turn a chore into an opportunity? Sometimes you have to create your own silver linings.

  • More Email Goodness, er, Badness

    Here’s one I’ve never seen before: A Groupwise server in our Madison cluster is flooding the network with replica change requests to the point where our server’s MTA is effectively disabled. I’ve had to turn off voicemail and fax synchronization for the time being, and attempts to restart the MTA gracefully have been unsuccessful. Right now Entercom Portland isn’t sending or receiving mail outside our local email server.

    The Novell consultant at Corporate is working on the problem in Madison, then is supposed to call me to see about getting our machine back online once more. It may be a really, really long day. I won’t be too bored, of course, since I have a computer to rebuild at 4:30. Ah yes, we can’t forget about the fun I’ll have answering questions like “Is email not working?” every ten minutes until closing time.

  • My Poem Tag

    When I saw that Jessy had made one, and done such a nice job of it, I was compelled to create my own Poem Tag:

  • Art for Awareness

    Captain Rooba linked to it, I’m linking to it, maybe you should link to it too. It gets a big thumbs-up from this little grey duck. Food for thought, and all that.

  • You want bad? This is bad.

    Stumbling around the Internet this afternoon, I came across the Internet Archive. While they don’t seem to have any copies of my very first Europa-hosted pages (let us all get down on our bony little knees right now and thank whatever gods granted us THAT particular blessing), they do have a copy of an early KGON site design that I was, sad to say, completely responsible for.

    I was really proud of that thing at the time. Be thankful that the Archive doesn’t have any of my earlier attempts. Be very thankful.

    Update: Correction. While they only have my most-recent style of the old Europa location (the Rael ’99 design) if you search for http://www.europa.com/~rael, when you add /index.html to the search you find this little gem. It’s not the oldest version of my site, oddly enough, but it’s old enough to be designed for IE 3.01 . *shudder* Yeah, I was a shill for Microsoft back in those days. Live and learn, I guess.