Category: Peeves

Things that annoy me in general and in specific.

  • Then Why Do You Even HAVE All My Data?

    In the small stack of mail this afternoon I found a missive from Medical Insurance Provider. They wanted to let me know that people who suffer from my condition should look into taking medication for another, causally related condition.

    Which is great information, except I’ve been on the medication in question for five solid years now. You’d think that before they sent me a physical letter (that could’ve been an email) they might have checked their database, since they know literally everything about my medical situation.

    Oh well. At least this isn’t like the previous “hey did you know” letter in which they gave me points to consider when approaching menopause. Which… seems medically unlikely to be a problem for me, all things considered.

  • Stop Interacting With The Word Math Program

    Over on Tumblr, the “very functional webbed site” which is perpetually on the verge of falling completely apart, I don’t usually do more than reblog the occasional post, sometimes with a tag or so added, occasionally with actual commentary.

    One of the tags I use a lot lately? “#fuck genAI”

    Four rubber ducks styled to resemble boxy-type robots, in various colors.
    I would trust these duckies over the product of any given genAI algorithm.

    I recently added commentary to a post (one about the John Cena chatbot kerfuffle, if you’re curious) and thought, “You know what? I should store this on my own dingdanged website for posterity.” And so, somewhat reworked, here’s my official position on genAI garbage like ChatGPT and its ilk.

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  • What’s starting, when, exactly?

    If I had to see this, then so do you.

    Arrows added via screenshot utility for emphasis. Names NOT changed to protect the guilty.

    A few minutes ago I received a marketing email in my work account from SkyKick, an outfit that does some cloud-related stuff related to Microsoft’s cloud offerings, like migrating email from local Exchange to Microsoft 365. We do business with them so actually blocking them would be counterproductive (supposedly), fine, whatever.

    But. At 4-something in the afternoon (the day before, and a federal holiday no less) I have a very, very hard time believing that they have a webinar starting 2 hours from right now. Especially since the start time is also clearly stated as 11 o’clock (Eastern, because the entire business world operates on US Eastern Time, right?) tomorrow.

    All I can figure is that somehow it being 6pm Eastern right now is translating to… two business hours before 11am Eastern tomorrow? I guess? Dunno, seems wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey to me.

    Not that I care. They’d have to pay me serious money to get me in attendance for a Microsoft Copilot (hawk, spit) presentation. Yuck.

  • CrashPlan does not want you to know when things work

    Let’s put on a little play, in one act. To set the scene you need to know that my employers use a service called Backup Radar to track successes and failures across our suite of supported backup products. Backup Radar uses APIs to connect to some services and relies on emailed reports for others. CrashPlan is one of those others.

    Until recently, CrashPlan has sent a daily summary report of successes and failures all in one message. Nice, simple, all in one place, easy to parse. Then they decided to change report formats…

    Me, to CrashPlan Support: Hey, guys. I noticed the new report format. Looks snazzy, but could you re-enable reporting successful jobs? This is important to us.

    CrashPlan Support: LOL No.

    Me, to CPS: Do you have an API we could query instead?

    CPS: Um what?

    Me, to CPS: Any options at all to remedy this problem? It’s serious enough that we’re going to look at replacing your product in our offerings.

    CPS: We only look forward, never back.

    Me, to Backup Radar Support: Looks like CrashPlan have utterly crippled our ability to use their centralized daily summary report to track successful jobs. Got any suggestions?

    Backup Radar Support: Here’s an article on how to configure the CrashPlan clients individually to send their daily reports, bypassing the useless centralized reporting situation.

    Me: Well, okay. That’ll be tedious, but whatever works, thanks!

    CrashPlan: Oh hey, we just updated the UI for all clients to remove the email reporting option. LOL!

    Me: …sigh.

    Hey, remember when CrashPlan didn’t suck? I used their services for years! I pushed for us to adopt them as the replacement for Ahsay!

    Argh.

  • Standard Support Screwup

    The script you’re about to read doesn’t detail how every interaction with a particular vendor’s tech support staff goes, but it’s very, very indicative and common…

     

    Me: Hello! A problem has occurred with your product. Now, having worked with this product nigh onto a decade now, I’m aware of the usual issues and have gone through the knowledge base articles numbered Such and Such. I can confirm that the state of the usual problem-causing factors is nominal. I am looking for alternative avenues to pursue to remedy the problem.

    Ticket: *remains unassigned for hours*

    Me: Hello, Support Manager! I can’t help but notice that the High Priority ticket I submitted has gone unassigned. We, ah, kind of need this problem resolved ASAP.

    Support Manager: I have assigned your ticket. Please be aware that we do not post support SLAs.

    Me: That’s nice, but five hours without assigning a ticket isn’t about SLAs, it’s about “if we treated our clients like that, we’d be put out of business.” But whatever.

    Tech: Hello, I have been assigned to your ticket. Judging by the environment, you should read knowledge base article numbered Such. It will resolve your problem.

    Me: Had you actually read my ticket (*), you’d know that I already referenced and followed the instructions in that article. Next?

    Tech: Have you tried rebooting the system?

    Me: …yes. The system has been rebooted. Next?

    Tech: You are using the wrong kind of credential (**). Change that and you’ll probably be all set.

    Me: Tried that. Tried two variants of that, actually. Still not working. Next?

    Time: *passes*

    NewTech: I see that you are trying to use the product in a particular environment. Please see knowledge base article Such, it will remedy the problem.

    Me: Hello, NewTech! If you’d read my ticket notes, you would know that I have already addressed the possibility detailed in the second article. Next?

    Time: *passes*

    Me: *sighs*

    And that’s where things stand.

     

    (* – If I had a dollar for every time this vendor’s techs utterly failed to read the text of my ticket submission, I could treat both of my girlfriends and their families, all together, to a very nice dinner out.)

    (** – This is a domain controller. The credential account was technically shown as a “local” account but since it’s a domain controller, its local accounts are domain accounts. Idiots.)

  • When Mail Merge Blows Up

    Don’t you just hate it when your mail merge falls completely apart?

    That’s a piece of lovely scam email purporting to be from Verizon, which it actually isn’t because my Verizon account’s linked to my other email address. Oh, that and the links you see there don’t actually go to Verizon’s website. (I wonder if “ridgecrestcommunitycalendar.com” knows they’ve been hacked. Hmm.)

    So, if you ever wanted to see the guts of a phishing scam message, well, here you go. Enjoy.