Category: Geekery

  • Volunteer Work (Without Any Work Involved)

    At Jenn’s request I agreed to help staff the Portland Bloggers/Blogathon booth at Webvisions 3 today.

    Okay, half-a-booth. A half-table multi-purpose booth. Anyway.

    I spent most of my day listening to a series of speakers on various web-design topics. That, and trading snarky commentary with Cat. Let’s just say there was much to snark about, and snarking’s more fun with snarky company.

    And if I use a form of the word “snark” again in this entry, I’m probably going to earn some sort of Lewis Carroll Prize so I’ll knock it off now.

    Let’s not forget the candy confections courtesy of the convention center and the asian market across the street. (Thank you, Jenn!) Can you say, “ongoing sugar high?” I knew you could.

    Of the four speakers I heard, two were clearly comfortable with public speaking… and the other two were less so. One of the latter was an “ar-teest” who firmly believes that the designer should push boundaries and not give a damn about what anyone says, and should do everything possible to override the concerns of the client for the sake of doing something different and unique.

    Bleah. In contrast, the entertaining and insightful keynote speaker who spoke last made a crack about “masturbatory design” and I couldn’t help a quick guffaw.

    The other of the less-interesting speakers failed not so much because of what he said but because of a basic disconnect between his content and his audience. Let’s face it: A web-design professional either already knows about the basic history and concept behind CSS, or doesn’t care because it’s not part of their professional purvue. The poor guy was putting people to sleep in droves, which is a shame because he really meant well. Mind you, preaching standards-compliance right after an “ar-teest” has just finished preaching about throwing common sense to the winds may be a hard sell. It doesn’t help that most of his presentation was background information, and only twice did he venture into practical applications and resources.

    Lest you think this a scathing review of the conference, I’ll state again that the other two speakers were engaging and interesting, and even the “CSS guy” had good things to say. Most of the good content of the day involved the concept of “finding out what your target audience really wants, and find a way to deliver exactly that.” Radical concept, no? But when you think about the range of website designs available today, the varying ways in which content and data are presented, you can see the need for driving the point home repeatedly that you can’t just slap a bunch of product icons on a web page and expect to bring in the dough.

    Gee, I’m glad I don’t design websites for professional purposes. I’m happy just being a goofy little blog-building guy and a hostmaster for people who get to have the design headaches.

  • Sponsor one little grey duck for 24 hours.

    See that link up there, the one right below the random tagline? Yeah, that one. If you click on it, you can sign up to sponsor me in the 2003 Blogathon, during which I’ll be posting entries for 24 solid hours, for charity.

    Neat, huh? Click on it. Sponsor this little grey duck. You know you want to.

  • PPF means so many things…

    Looked through the referrers just now. I’d like to point out that it’s not Friday yet, you wonderful meme-junkies. But that’s okay, I appreciate visitors from far and near, no matter when or why they come.

    What really impressed me is that someone found this place by searching for “ppf.” Turns out that Past, Present, Future is only 2nd on Google for that search. That’s right, folks, the Pakistan Press Foundation is out in front. At least I beat the Professional Pilots Federation though. Yeah, something to be proud of. Take that, People & Planet Friendly!

  • Okay, you sick bastards.

    I’d like to suggest that the deluded sicko who came here via a search for “sakura humping her staff” should just turn himself over to the authorities right now.

    I have nothing at all to say to whoever found Mari’s thingie via the phrase “peter pan slash fiction.” Instead I’ll just back away slowly, ever so slowly. She’s getting good traffic off of “mutual masturbation” as well, I feel obliged to point out.

    For those keeping score, “ryoko naked” is currently way ahead of “aeka naked” by a roughly five-to-one ratio in search hits to this website. In a similar vein, if you’ll pardon the potential pun, “family orgy” is on top of “grandma orgy” in search hits to Mari’s thingie by about four to one.

    All of this is in lieu of a real journal entry. I figured too much time had passed since my last search-query round up. Aren’t you lucky I have such a strong sense of responsibility to keep the spirit of Google bashing/baiting alive around here?

  • Age of Mythology rocks!

    When Wendi came to pick me up from work yesterday, she had Hannah as well as Nzhone with her. Sure enough, a while after we got home Hannah’s parents Amy and Michael came by. We talked and talked for a while, and the discussion of games led us to the idea of trying for some multiplayer Age Of Mythology.

    A bit of backstory might be in order. You see, I have loved each iteration of the Age Of Empires game series. Each is better than the one before, and the Age II expansion is one of my favorite games of all time.

    So here comes Michael offering me a chance to dive headfirst into the latest Age game. Woo hoo!

    Long story short, we got it installed and networked, and the four of us (Amy Michael Wendi Myself) played a game through. I came through with a Wonder win, though technically Wendi finished her Wonder first (but had it knocked down, whoopsie!).

    Yes… I have a new toy… mwahahaha!

    (Gaming addict? Moi? Say it ain’t so.)

  • Phrase Of The Week

    “Wookie Nookie.”

    That will be all. Thank you.