Category: Geekery

  • New Games Review

    Granted, I’m not sure that all of these games are actually brand new, but I’d not played them before… and after last weekend there’s one I won’t ever play again either. So here’s how Sunday night went down:

    Formula D – I’m glad we started with this. Sure, I don’t drive. Sure, I have generally terrible luck with die rolls. I don’t care: The Beginner and Advanced rules renditions of the game we played were a complete hoot. The game board is a circuit track (one of two selections, flip the huge two-piece board over for the other track) with two or three lanes of car-piece-sized rectangles marked along, and red-lined corners that you’re required to stop within a certain number of times or face penalties. Too many of those penalties and you’re out of the race. The skill comes in when you decide carefully which gear, each corresponding to an X-sided die with a limited range of numbers, you want to shift into at every turn (pun intended). Fun, fun, fun. I want to play it again.

    Modern Art – The goal here is to both sell and buy pieces from a limited number of paintings by five different artists in such a fashion that you end up with the most money at the end. Usually the trick is to have the most valuable paintings at the end of each of the four rounds of play, but you can win by being the person who sold someone else those paintings at a high enough price. I tend to detest “bidding” games, but this one’s a pleasant surprise. I recommend it as an occasional bit of fun. The rules aren’t too complex, though the concept takes a few minutes to grasp.

    Acquire – Take the worst elements of Monopoly and Scrabble, combine them in such a way that you have to be able to track a half dozen or more metrics in your head to stay competitive, and season with a bit of “luck of the draw.” Bonus points if you end up competing against a known card-counter, but I can’t imagine this game being fun even among purely casual gamers. Hated it. Lots.

  • It’s made of people! Traitorous people!

    I may not be the biggest Fred Saberhagen fan, but I’ve read through many of the Berserker collections in addition to my long-dead fascination with the Books of Swords. So, imagine the moment of horror I enjoyed when I went downstairs and was faced with the following, emblazoned on a bag of cat food:

    Does anyone else get a “To Serve Man” vibe from this, or is it just me?

  • Give it a Twhirl

    I wouldn’t say that I’m addicted to my Twitter account, nor would I say that I can quit any time I want. After all, it’s one of the best tools available to me for staying in touch with friends whether I’m in front of a computer screen or out-and-about, so until something genuinely better comes along (or it gets bought out by some corporate behemoth and subsequently trashed) I’ll be sticking with Twitter for the time being.

    Yes, I’ve heard of the telephone. I just don’t like talking on the damned things.

    Anyway. Short of refreshing the Twitter webpage every few minutes, and since the IM integration has gone the way of the dodo bird, a desktop application seems like a useful way to manage one’s Twitter interactions. I’m a big, big fan so far of Twhirl… and now, thanks to these instructions, I can run Twhirl under Kubuntu (the current Linux installation on my laptop).

    I suppose that I’ll miss seeing the Fail Whale

    No, on second thought, I won’t.

  • Does this mean that Dumbledore is Gandalf, or Saruman?

    I’ve stated over the years that I’m something of a dilettante. Among the interests in which I dabble you’ll find the fascinating field of etymology. Words are fun. History is interesting. Therefore, the history of words is an endless joy… to me, anyway. A case in point:

    Kyla and The Roomie and I were in the kitchen yesterday morning, eating and fixing breakfast respectively, and my eye chanced upon the cat food bag on a nearby windowsill. One of the featured fish caught my eye: Albacore tuna. For some reason I thought next about the albatross (and refrained from quoting Monty Python, I’ll have you know), at which point I mused aloud about the similarity in naming. “What does the ‘alba’ prefix mean?” I knew that it was going to bother me until I found out.

    Late last night I indulged in a few minutes’ research. Turns out that one of the sources of ‘alba-‘ is our old dead friend Latin, “albus” for white. Albacore? The “only tuna species which may be marketed as ‘white meat tuna’ in the United States.” Albatross? A mostly-white seagoing bird. (Granted, the etymology is a bit mixed here, being a weird morphing from an Arabic origin having to do with being a “diving bird” to a Latin-influenced final product.)

    Thus educated, I could sleep peacefully.

  • Why I Love System Restore CDs

    The Spud’s computer went sort of kerblooey, in a software-ish sort of way, a week or so ago. Luckily it’s a Compaq D310 (well, most of it is, anyway) and I have all of the restore CDs, still in the big fancy ziploc bag they came in. I booted off of a handy-dandy “Bart” DVD, copied off everything that I deemed worth saving onto the network drive (wasn’t about to use the USB drive on a machine that old), and swapped out the two smaller drives for a newer, bigger model I happened to have kicking around.

    You’ll be amazed to know that I can see eight unused IDE hard drives from where I’m sitting, without even turning my head, won’t you? Right.

    Sorry, that’s ten. And two SCSI drives. Anyway…

    Say what you will about PCs built by megacorporations, but HP/Compaq restore disks have saved my bacon dozens of times in the last half-dozen years. You have to go in afterward and tweak a few things, it’s true. If you leave out the “supplemental software” disk, however, there’s surprisingly little garbage to worry about. Among the nifty benefits is that you don’t have to worry about entering the license key. Any time I don’t have to stress about typos is a good time.

    The next step is to install video drivers (you don’t think it’s using the motherboard video chipset, do you?), throw on some of the key software that no Windows PC should be without, and haul those files back off of the network drive. When I’m done the machine will be cleaner (dust bunnies? try dust elephants) and leaner (less leftover cruft from years of installing and removing software) and feature greater capacity on a single drive instead of two drives so it’ll also run cooler and on less power.

    All I need to do is complete it by the weekend. I can do that, right?

  • Music Meme Answers

    Here are the answers from last week’s meme post, and the Excel spreadsheet you’ve all been waiting for. First, the songs: (more…)