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	<description>Looking For Quacks In The Pavement</description>
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		<title>Litmus Test Services</title>
		<link>http://greyduck.net/journal/2190</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 19:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve often said that I should hire myself out to organizations, advertising agencies, or major corporations to vet their proposed media campaigns, domain name choices and so forth. The deal is simple: If at any point in your presentation I start to giggle like a teenaged schoolboy caught looking at naughty pictures, you should rethink [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="dropcap">I</span>&#8217;ve often said that I should hire myself out to organizations, advertising agencies, or major corporations to vet their proposed media campaigns, domain name choices and so forth. The deal is simple: If at any point in your presentation I start to giggle like a teenaged schoolboy caught looking at naughty pictures, you should rethink your strategy. Here&#8217;s an example, and if you&#8217;re averse to a certain&#8230; ah&#8230; kind of language I recommend that you stop reading and go look at <a href="http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/">disapproving rabbits</a> or something instead.</p>
<p>So! What crosses your mind when you see the following domain name?</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">cumcpdx.org</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s actually safe for work. I&#8217;m not linking to them because I&#8217;d rather not have someone checking their referer logs and coming (ahem) after me for what could be considered a bit of mockery.</p>
<p>And if you don&#8217;t understand why all the fuss&#8230; congratulations, you&#8217;re probably a nice, normal, well-adjusted person. What&#8217;s that like, by the way&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve seen better days.</title>
		<link>http://greyduck.net/journal/2189</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 22:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spent all day Sunday in what felt like a sleep-deprived fog, even though I slept reasonably well Saturday night. I figured something must have gone awry during the night. This morning, as I tried to prepare for my work day, I found out what. And promptly notified my boss that I&#8217;d be staying home [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="dropcap">I</span> spent all day Sunday in what felt like a sleep-deprived fog, even though I slept reasonably well Saturday night. I figured something must have gone awry during the night. This morning, as I tried to prepare for my work day, I found out what. And promptly notified my boss that I&#8217;d be staying home for the day on account of not being able to keep my insides inside.</p>
<p>I then curled right back up in bed and slept for another five hours, racking up nearly twelve hours of sleep. Now, I don&#8217;t sleep during daylight or with loud noises outside very well, so that tells me something about the state of my body right there. Also? I didn&#8217;t even feel properly hungry until almost 3pm.</p>
<p>About which, by the way: Eating some cheese &amp; crackers didn&#8217;t go quite as well as I&#8217;d hoped. More&#8217;s the pity.</p>
<p>Later I&#8217;ll be trying some ramen noodles and passing the time watching bad movies or something along those lines. I can&#8217;t concentrate well enough to read a good book (again, more&#8217;s the pity) nor handle three-dee activities like (for instance) most video games. I don&#8217;t get bored, but I am annoyed that my go-to &#8220;leisure&#8221; activities are denied me today. I&#8217;ll manage, though. I always do. (Hello, MediaMonkey and my 60-gigabyte music library!)</p>
<p>At least the rain has scoured much of the pollen &amp; other allergens from the Portland air. For this, I am grateful.</p>
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		<title>To the moon, Alice!</title>
		<link>http://greyduck.net/journal/2188</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 02:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now for a 180-degree snap turn in tone and mood, I present you&#8230; rubber ducks being launched from a barrel. As space programs go, it&#8217;s a bit in the early stages, admittedly.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="dropcap">A</span>nd now for a 180-degree snap turn in tone and mood, I present you&#8230; <a href="http://shuffly.net/wp/2012/05/15/plinian-ducks">rubber ducks being launched from a barrel</a>.</p>
<p>As space programs go, it&#8217;s a bit in the early stages, admittedly.</p>
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		<title>What Do You Do?</title>
		<link>http://greyduck.net/journal/2186</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Among the things I expected when I awoke this morning, such as &#8220;oh crap I don&#8217;t want to deal with Monday&#8221; and &#8220;I hate the onset of summer weather,&#8221; I didn&#8217;t count a strong bout of &#8220;but what do you bring to the table, really?&#8221; Especially when I&#8217;m not sure I bring anything to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="dropcap">A</span>mong the things I expected when I awoke this morning, such as &#8220;oh crap I don&#8217;t want to deal with Monday&#8221; and &#8220;I hate the onset of summer weather,&#8221; I didn&#8217;t count a strong bout of &#8220;but what do you bring to the table, really?&#8221;</p>
<p>Especially when I&#8217;m not sure I bring anything to the table. Ever feel like you&#8217;re just a space filler?</p>
<p>I need my camera back so I can get cracking on more comics. At least then I&#8217;ll be <em>making</em> something.</p>
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		<title>Today Is Definitely Pants</title>
		<link>http://greyduck.net/journal/2185</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 15:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing quite like the realization that you were wearing the wrong black jeans to work all week&#8230; &#8230;and that it was the pair which was due for structural failure&#8230; &#8230;that had finally started to give out at some point in the week, unnoticed until Saturday morning. Sigh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="dropcap">T</span>here&#8217;s nothing quite like the realization that you were wearing the wrong black jeans to work all week&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;and that it was the pair which was due for structural failure&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;that had finally started to give out at some point in the week, unnoticed until Saturday morning.</p>
<p>Sigh.</p>
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		<title>It was the year&#8230; everything changed&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://greyduck.net/journal/2182</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyDuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2012 is shaping up to be quite the year. This month alone: I bought a brand new bed. To the best of my recollection (which is, admittedly, rather sketchy) this is my first major brand-new furniture purchase. I&#8217;d like to thank Cotton Cloud Futons for their excellent products &#38; service, by the way. Once I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2012 is shaping up to be quite the year. This month alone:</p>
<ul>
<li>I bought a brand new bed. To the best of my recollection (which is, admittedly, rather sketchy) this is my first major brand-new furniture purchase. I&#8217;d like to thank <a href="http://www.cottoncloudfutons.com">Cotton Cloud Futons</a> for their excellent products &amp; service, by the way. Once I got used to the lack of poking &amp; creaking of springs, I started getting <em>much</em> improved sleep.</li>
<li>I turned 40. Apparently this is some sort of major milestone. I don&#8217;t <em>feel</em> any different, really.</li>
<li>I will no longer be making Tuesday visits to see any of my rugrats, since they&#8217;ve both essentially left home. My son&#8217;s off at school, and my daughter has moved in with a friend to seek her fortune as an adult out in the world. It&#8217;s the end of a long and strange era; I wonder how many other divorced parents have stuck with a twice-a-week visiting timetable like mine.</li>
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<p>What&#8217;s next? I don&#8217;t know, and I&#8217;m trying not to worry about it.</p>
<p>&#8220;Trying&#8221; is the operative word, there. Heh.</p>
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