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I think I fall into the “somewhere else much less cool” category. No, wait, I’m sure of it. Feh.

If I go, will I find someone to flirt with and fall in lust with and they will lust after me, too?

heh. I am obviously in need of a social life :/

I think there’s a conspiracy…every first friday for the past several months I’ve had to be somewhere else. grrrr.

I’m still trying to figure out if the venue was chosen for the astonishingly bad customer service, the amazing lack of interesting atmosphere, the rock-hard seating, or the proliferation of gamer geekboys who stare at most girls like we’re some kind of nasty multi-legged critter than just crawled across their pizza. Trust me, Mari - you don’t want to date anyone who hangs out there often. For example, I’ve seen a few clones of that one guy I briefly dated (”I’m avant-garde, intense, and mysterious”). You know the one.

Heh. Now the proliferation of gamer geekboys isn’t so bad. Provided they’re attractive, shower daily and don’t gawk at females like they’re a rare and unusual breed. Granted, that’s the 1% of the geekboy population that if you’re lucky and can find one who isn’t taken.

What’s worse is when you’re playing a game with your hottie leather clad chick character and someone who can only be a smelly uneducated gamer geekboy in RL has the nerve to blatantly follow you around the virtual city you’re playing in. How do they know if /I’m/ not a smelly gamer geekboy too in RL?

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